《The Umbrella Academy introduced by Klaus Hargreeves》

Klaus Hargreeves

Klaus: Hello fellow reader. My name is Klaus Hargreeves and looks like you're the lucky one today. Why lucky you may ask, well cause today I'm going to expos- I mean, tell you about my family. Hmm, where shall we start from? Ah. Always starts from number 1 course. *smirk slightly*

Number 1, Luther. He's the definition of 'Stupid decisions.' He thinks he's the leader since he's "number one" *rolls eyes* He's just overall... meh.

Number 2, Diego. Now, Diego is a softy protect with hard shell. Aside him and Luther fighting about who's the leader all the time, which is by the way is so annoying. *shakes head and sighs* He's a nice guy. He used to have stuttering problems and he's scared of needles. He always faint cause of them *laughs slightly*

Number 3, Allison. Never call her "Three" ever cause she doesn't like it. At all. She's now, an actress. *fake shocked face* I know right? Like, what? Is this the Allison I grow up with? *sighs*  Even though her marriage didn't last long, she's bless with acting power at least. Or who knows, she might have compelled them too. *shrug slightly* She has a beautiful daughter named "Claire." *smiles softly at the memory of his niece* She's a very bright and smart kid of her age.

Number 4. Myself! *laughs* So as you know, I'm Klaus, I'm a free bird! *referring to the Allison's skirt he's wearing* I used to be addicted to drugs but hey! Now I'm sober for past couple of months. Nothing else honestly, I just love Dave *sighs dreamily*

Number 5, Y/n. Also known as Five to our family. Never understood why she keep her middle name "Five" honestly. "Five is the most terrible person you will ever meet." People would say. They never know her well like I do. Like Ben does. You know we wouldn't be called "The Golden Hargreeves trio" if we doesn't know her as much as we do. She's sweet and very welcoming. She was the one who helped me through my addiction. I spend all of my time her. She's my favourite sibling. Even though she can be a little piece of shit sometimes.

Number 6, Ben. Ben passed away few years ago. He's sarcastic and totally a hyped dude. He can be annoying sometimes but I still miss him *fake cry even though Ben is literally sitting on the shelves across the room.*

*Ben rolls his eyes*
Ben: Drama queen acts like he can't see or talk to ghost. *shakes head*

Last but not the least, Number 7! Vanya. Now, Vanya never actually interact with us when we were kids. She always with father aka Sir. Reginald. Which, let's be honest all of us were jealous of. He never let us near him ever! But Vanya is a innocent soul. She was being called "Ordinary" all the time when she obviously wasn't!