EPISODE 29 - JINGLE
IN THE MORNING...
P. Spear: Ah! Yesterday was the best day I ever had, though I had a lot of injuries at the end but still. I think I'm starting to like this place (Hears a buzzing sound in his ear) what's that sound? (Sees an earphone) I forgot I had this (picks up call) Hello, Power Spear speaking
Peicox: (On the call) Oh man, I thought you were dead, thank goodness
P. Spear: Oh, hey Peicox
Peicox: Where are you?
P. Spear: I'm at the core holder house right now
Peicox: Really, tell me your location so we can ambush
P. Spear: Why?
Peicox: Are you asking that question?
P. Spear: Oh (thinking: oh no, I have contact with them, I don't want to get these guys in trouble... I got it, I'll tell them a fake location, but I don't know anywhere on this planet)
Peicox: Hey what are you thinking about?
P. Spear: (stop thinking) Oh nothing (whispering) just have to guess (stops whispering) Umm, Ant-a-ica or Ant-ta-ica, I think
Peicox: You mean Antarctica
P. Spear: Yeah exactly Antrctica or whatever you said, they just moved
Peicox: OK we're coming to get you (Hangs up)
Nora: (Comes in) Who are you talking to?
P. Spear: No one just cosplay, hey there's a Blackberry on my ear help me remove it
Nora: Oh kay, But what's a black...
P. Spear: Just get it out
Nora: Fine! (Removes it) eww
P. Spear: Now put it in my mouth
Nora: Gross but way ahead of you (throws it to his mouth)
P. Spear: (eats and swallows it) hmm... delicious
Nora: Gross (disgusted)
IN ANTARCTICA...
(SPACE-SHIP LANDS)
Alien 5000: Sir we're in Antarctica, it's colder than I thought
Peicox: Finally (gets off the ship) use your radio waves to see if there's any object here
Alien 2568: Yes Sir (uses radio wave machine) Hmm...
Peicox: What?
Alien 2568: There's nothing Sir
Peicox: What, isn't this the North Pole...? Or maybe we took a wrong turn to the South
Alien 5090: Sir we've detected something shaped like a house 20 miles away from here
Peicox: Then let's go
13 minutes later...
Peicox: Knock, knock (kicks the door open) (points gun) surrender the core!!
(🎵Jingle bells playing🎵)
Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho! Welcome to my home, Mrs. Claus We have visitors.
Mrs. Claus: Welcome, what brings you here? It's not yet Christmas
Alien 35004: What is a 1,752-year-old man and woman doing here?
Peicox: Where's the core?
Santa Claus: Say what now?
Peicox: Do I look like I'm joking around?
Santa Claus: No, but you look like you're wearing a hallowing costume
Peicox: (Grunts) I'll kill you
Mr. Claus: No need to get all hasty, I know what you're talking about, my famous cookies, they're cookies but shaped like... whatever you called those things (Brings them to peicox) try one
Peicox: (thinking: I hope this is not poison)
Mrs. Claus: Don't worry, it's not poison (Smiles creepily)
Peicox: Why are you staring at me like that, but I'll eat it anyway (Eats the cookies) Hmm... (Eyes turn to stars) hmm!!!, this greatest thing I've ever tasted!!! (Swallows them all)
Mrs. Claus: Want some hot cocoa with that?
Peicox: Sure! (Drinks it all)
Mrs. Claus: Yeah drink it good
Peicox: This is Yum!!!, uhm, guys go search the house (Stuffing his face)
Alien 8700: Yes Sir! (All enter inside a room inside the house)
(Sees Elves)
Elve 1: (Blinks twice) Ahhh!!! (Running away)
Elves: (Running) Ahhh!!
Alien 21134: Say down! (Shooting)
Peicox: (Eating) Hmm!
Alien 10131: Sir there is no core holder, just cranky elves
Peicox: What? Oh well (Eating)
Alien 10131: But sir the mission was to...
Peicox: Whatever, Hey you two, because of these delicious cookies, I'll let you live (Eating) I can't believe P.Spear tricked us
Alien 2018: Can I have a cookie?
Mrs. Claus: There are cookies for everyone
Alien 2018: Yum! (Reaching for a cookie)
Peicox: (Give 2018 a death stare)
Alien 2018: You know what, I've lost my appetite (shivering)
Peicox: Hey Mr. & Mrs. Claus you'll be getting me more of these Cookies
Mrs. Claus: Take a whole bag (brings out a sack of humongous cookies)
Peicox: Wawoow!!!
(Space-ship leaves)
Santa Claus: Didn't the poison work?
Mrs. Claus: I guess not
Santa Claus: I've got to install some security system
Elve 1: You really gotta pops, you really gotta (leaves)
Mrs. Claus: ...
Santa Claus: Wait, was his butt on fire
TO BE CONTINUED...
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