Aizawa- Donttalktome
Present Mic- Ormysoneveragain
Hitoshi- Iamson
Monoma- IamsonsboyfTY
Nezu- Skinner
All Might- Muri's bich
Ms. Joke- Funni
Midnight- BDSMmmm pls girl
13- Im only 13
Snipe- BANG BANG
Recovery Girl- Granny
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Bloody Mary
Tensei Iida- Zoom zoom nyoom
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Naomasa- Nancy Drew
Mt. Lady- Antman
Kamui Woods-Woody
Cementoss- Rocky Hulk
Ectoplasm- Notaghostloveme
Endeavor- Big tit
Hawks- Hawkeye
Best Jeanist- Pants dance
Fatgum- EatMe

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EatMe: I once dined and dashed

Hawkeye: Its 3 in the morning Gummie

EatMe: I FEEL BAD I DIDNT MEAN TO GRADMA HAD NO MONEY OKA

Hawkeye: Are you okay??

EatMe: I had six candy bars for dinner because I ran out of money for fast food

EatMe: I have ADHD

EatMe: Please save me

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I'm only 13: Before you guys got your quirks what did you want to be growing up?

I'm only 13: I wanted to be a astronaut

Hawkeye: Oh gee never would've guessed

I'm only 13: Fuck you >:(

Hawkeye: Fr tho I wanted to leave my foster home and star in the fucking circus and then just transition into becoming a hero

BDSMmmm pls girl: I wanted to be a teacher but then my baby brother persuaded me with tragedy and a dying wish

BDSMmmm pls girl: Literaladyingwish--

Zoom zoom nyoom: I wanted to be a fuckig flight attendant so I could go all over the world but then I found out I get very air sick and my dreams were crushed

Rocky Hulk: Construction worker for obvious reasons

Skinner: Animal activist against animal cruelty and I still plan to do so

Granny: Nezu we've talked about this you can't nuke every pet store in the city as a warning

Notaghostloveme: Singer but apparently I was very tone deaf before puberty

DJ: I was born with my quirk and was given zero choice in what I wanted to be due to having two pro hero parents and even grandparents. I was forced into this and was told I had to continue the heroic bloodline. My mom was nice tho, dad was a dick.

Rocky Hulk: Mic do you need me to get Eraser? He's in Chiyo's office I can him bring to your classroom if you want

DJ: Childhood trauma is replaying in my head but that's okay because I have a playlist prepared

Iamfine: 1) Zashi remember the good times with your mom, fuck your dad. 2) I wanted to be a surgeon like my mom but eh

Woody: To leave my home and never return

Woody: I'm not kidding

Pants dance: Fashion designer

Nancy Drew: Mom was a medical examiner, dad was a detective, uncle was a part of the villain apprehension squad, and sister is studying to be a lawyer. My quirk fits well with law enforcement and my whole family is a part of it so it just felt natural. Always wanted to be a detective since I could talk and walk really.

Antman: Ha I wanted to be a fuckin Godzilla growing up lmao

Antman: OH WAIT DUDE I CAN BE GODZILLA HOLY SHIT

Antman: BRB BRIBING SOME DESIGNER TO MAKE ME A STRETCHY GODZILLA ONSIE

Muri's bich: I was tempted to become a fruit salesman before hero because of

Muri's bich: Genetic reasons...

BANG BANG: Either I wanted to be a volunteer to feed and take care of Africans like my dad and half brother or a member of the military like my mom. Idk

Backhoe: Just like rocky boy, a construction worker

Backhoe: And THEN a stripper

FatGum: A professional eater

Funni: A mortician

Hawkeye: Waht

Funni: Jk comedian

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Funni: Nemuri, commentating on how she's using her markers because I asked her how alcohol markers worked: Oh shit, okay don't panic, that's removable. Just take the colorless blender and dab that bitch aaaaalll over the R22 like its a 3 day old salsa spill on your favorite carpet. There we go. Its ruined now. I want to kill myself.

Funni: Honey

Funni: Boo

Funni: Just why

Funni: You said this while I was ringing a police officer up

Funni: He looked worried

Funni: That was not okay Nemuri

Pants dance: I can relate spiritually with this

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Big tit: WHO SAID I COULDNT BE FATHERLY

Hawkeye: He's um.... He's stalking his daughter because she's having dinner with her married coworker

Hawkeye: Her married coworker

Hawkeye: Her coworker is a guy

Hawkeye: With a husband

Hawkeye: He is very much gay and very much in love with his significant other

Hawkeye: I don't have the heart to tell him that this isn't okay

Hawkeye: He says he's already improving himself and showing how different he is to his own father

Hawkeye: Guys should I text Princess-Roki and tell her he's watching her?

Iamfine: I think you should...

Skinner: That maybe wise

Hawkeye: Okay now if you need me I'll be monitoring big burly tits to make sure he doesn't set anything on fire

EatMe: Hey I'm bored!

EatMe: Entertain me for I have ADHD

Funni: Sent 1 image

EatMe: You have appeased me

Iamfine: Aren't you supposed be training my students rn???

EatMe: We are training!!!!!! We're at chipotle right now waiting for our session to start!

Iamfine: omg...

EatMe: Wait aren't /you/ supposed to be training /your/ student?????????

Iamfine: I might've accidentally gave him internal bleeding when I kneed him on the side

EatMe: WHY DID YOU KNEE A CHILD IN THE SIDE AIZAWA

Iamfine: HE WANTED TO TEST OUT A FEW MOVES HE LEARNED AND HE DIDNT WANT ME GOING SOFT ON HIM SO I WENT AT HIM AT 80%

Skinner: YOU GAVE A 17 YEAR OLD CHILD INTERNAL BLEEDING!?

Skinner: @Granny

Skinner: Please tell me Sero is in your office right now....

Granny: He is and I am busy trying to treat him so shut the fuck up!

Granny: He doesn't have internal bleeding, just a nasty bruise.

Iamfine: THEN WHY DID HE THROW UP RED AND WHY DID HE HE GET SICK

Granny: That was a cherry slushie apparently. His boyfriend and Lunch Rush confirmed it. And he got sick because he was actually getting over heated. I want him on bed rest the rest of the evening. No training in class or after school either.

Iamfine: FUCK I ALMOST KILLED MY STUDENT

Granny: You didn't

Iamfine: HES HALF DEAD AND ITS ALL MY FAULT

Granny: Please get a hold of yourself. No one is dead.

Iamfine: I AM GOING TO JAIL FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

Granny: Do I need to go up stairs and kick you where the sun don't shine?

Iamfine: I AM IN DEEP SHIT

Granny: You know what

Granny: Yes you did kill Sero Hanta. He is dead. Very dead. So dead he's not breathing. Good job.

Iamfine: OMFG IM A MURDERER

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