Aizawa- Iamfine
Present Mic- DJ
Hitoshi- Iamson
Monoma- IamsonsboyfTY
Nezu- Skinner
All Might- Muri's bich
Ms. Joke- Funni
Midnight- BDSMmmm pls girl
13- Im only 13
Snipe- BANG BANG
Recovery Girl- Granny
Power Loader- Backhoe
Vlad King- Bloody Mary
Tensei Iida- Zoom zoom nyoom
Grand Torino- Grandpa
Naomasa- Nancy Drew
Mt. Lady- Antman
Kamui Woods-Woody
Cementoss- Rocky Hulk
Ectoplasm- Notaghostloveme
Endeavor- Big tit
Hawks- Hawkeye
Best Jeanist- Pants dance

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Pants dance: Is it normal to find my child laying in the middle of the parking lot as his group of friends just sit there with sandwiches?

Skinner: Oh Bakugou does this every time Aizawa hands out the report cards

Iamfine: I'm upstairs watching to make sure he doesn't successfully kill himself its okay

Pants pants: Well I sort of need to leave if you want me to pick up our lunch order

Zoom zoom nyoom: Just honk at him and he'll eventually move

Zoom zoom nyoom: Its what Snipe does anyway and it works

Pants dance: But I'm not going to threaten to run over a student! Especially if that student is basically my son!

Pants dance: ITS ONLY MY 3RD DAY HERE IM NOT GETTING A STUDENT KILLED

Pants dance: "Floor it, old man" I swear to god this child....

Zoom zoom nyoom: Just squeeze by him

Pants dance: I drive a van!

Pants dance: A /VAN/ INGENIUM

Pants dance: I CANT /SQUEEZE/ BY A TEENAGED BOY IN THE LITERAL MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH A WIDE VAN

Skinner: If you ignore him he'll eventually go away

Skinner: Just think of how to treat a pomeranian puppy that's angry at everything

Iamfine: Correction, a Pomeranian puppy that's angry at everything except his boyfriend

Iamson: Dad can I have 3 bucks to get a soda?

Iamfine: Ask your father

Iamson: But he told me to ask you

Iamfine: Ask your father

Iamson: @DJ can I have 3 bucks to get a soda?

DJ: Ask your father

Iamson: But

Iamson: Dad?

Iamfine: Ask your father

DJ: Ask your father

Iamfine: Ask your father

DJ: Ask your father

Iamson: OMG DADS PLEASE

Zoom zoom nyoom: Ah yes

Zoom zoom nyoom: The common infinite loop a child goes through when they have same sex parents....

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Bloody Mary: For some reason tetsu is now wearing six uniform jackets and kEndo is using him as a pillow

Bloody Mary: I know I told them I was going to give them the first hour of class so I could finish grading papers but

Bloody Mary: Come on

Bloody Mary: Awase just pulled out his switch and left the room idk where he went

Iamfine: He's in my class trying to pay Yaoyozoru to create a working flat screen

Iamfine: Holy shit she caved in now there's a small flat screen on her fucking desk

Bloody Mary: I'm going to hear the kids fighting over who's turn it is to play for an hour aren't I?

Skinner: You should've already been finished grading papers Vlad!

Bloody Mary: Bye

Skinner: Vlad!

Pants dance: THEY TOOK MY HALL PASS BOOK

Rocky Hulk: Welcome to the world of teaching Jeanie

Rocky Hulk: Your blood pressure rises beyond healthy, your patience slowly dwindles down to nothing, you grow a disgust for pencils and pens, you form the overwhelming compulsion to sigh frustratingly at any and every child, and the sudden attraction to be gifted apples

Rocky Hulk: It aaalllll starts with the hall pass book man

Pants dance: THERE IS A STUDENT WALKING AROUND WITH ILLEGAL HALL PASSES

Rocky Hulk: Probably a 1st year

Rocky Hulk: Its almost always the 1st years

Pants dance: WHY DID I AGREE TO DO THIS

Rocky Hulk: Mid life crises most likely

Rocky Hulk: I had a mid life crises when I was 23 and went to college for a few years while doing hero stuff and then I decided to change my major from historical literature to teaching and now I am dead inside

Notaghostloveme: Ishiyama do I need to call the therapist?

Rocky Hulk: ....probably

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Zoom zoom nyoom: Pssst

Zoom zoom nyoom: @Bloody Mary

Bloody Mary: Yes?

Zoom zoom nyoom: I need help

Bloody Mary: Yes, mental help

Zoom zoom nyoom: No my brother stole my chair for telling his friends an embarrassing story about him

Zoom zoom nyoom: I am stuck in the bathroom

Bloody Mary: Why does your brother keep taking your chair?? Isnt he the good child in your family??

Zoom zoom nyoom: 1- I'm the good child, I was born before him meaning I soaked up all the goodness from mom and dad's genes, all out other siblings suck tho. 2- We're brothers he's supposed to pester me and prank and shit!

Bloody Mary: I /could/ come over there and help you buuuuuuuut

Zoom zoom nyoom: I AM LAYING ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR PLEASE

Bloody Mary: Fine I'll be over in a minute

Iamfine: Wait its 2 in the morning why are you guys up?? Why is Tenya up??????

Zoom zoom nyoom: You know how he's been nervous about this year. Its his last year and all so.... Yea

Iamfine: Right I remember how nervous you and Zashi got our 3rd year

Zoom zoom nyoom: Wait what are you doing up? I thought your insomnia has gotten better? You were sleeping so well last week

Iamfine: I spaced out and had an attack is all

Iamfine: Not even going to fall sleep tomorrow during class can't risk another attack and hurting the students

Zoom zoom nyoom: Does Hizashi know about your attack? You better of told him Shota

Iamfine: Yeah Nemuri was the one who found me and got Zashi but its fine I have an appointment this friday so its okay

Zoom zoom nyoom: Its not about your first mission is it? I can call Toshi and see if he can stay here at the dorms while I comfort you. I mean I was one of the heroes that helped find you so I understand you

Iamfine: Its fine Tenfuck this happens around this time every year

Zoom zoom nyoom: If you say so...

Iamfine: Oh shit my pizzas here bye bitch

Zoom zoom nyoom: WHY DID YOU ORDER PIZZA AT 2 ON THE MORNING!?

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Iamfine: I am sleep deprived.

Zoom Zoom nyoom: Please sleep

Iamfine: I don't wanna black out dammit!

Zoom Zoom nyoom: ITS BEEN TWO DAYS

Iamfine: I HATE PTSD DAMMIT

Muri's bich: I brought donuts

Iamfine: Suddenly I am awake and ptsDless

Muri's bich: Knew that'd help him....

Hawkeye: Are you okay Eraser!?

Iamfine: No.

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