Dammit Marshall!!
Chase: Hey Rocky, what's left on the list?
Rocky: Well, after searching for eight hours for those stupid mushrooms, and brining some cucumbers to make pickles, we just need to go to Mr. Porter's to buy some saffron.
Chase: Good, I'm worried that we're going to be too late. Let's punch it!
*At Mr. Porter's*
Chase: Mr. Porter, we need saffron, right now!
Mr. Porter: Hello Chase and Rocky. Why do you need saffron?
Chase: Skye has been poisoned and we need it for a cure!
Mr. Porter: Well, that certainly sounds serious! Since you pups are always so good with my challenged grandson, and help rescue my store from time to time, I'll give you a 95% discount!
Rocky: Thank you Mr. Porter!
Mr. Porter: You're welcome! Your total comes to $95.50.
Rocky: What?! That's so expensive!
Mr. Porter: I'm sorry pups, but saffron is expensive.
Chase: Rocky, just give him the money, we don't have much time! I'll pay you back once we get home.
Rocky: Fine. Keep the change.
Mr. Porter: Thank you, good luck!
*At the lookout*
Chase: Marshall, where are you? We're back with the ingredients for the cure for Skye's poison.
Marshall: Welcome back Chase! I'm so happy that you are ok!
Chase: Marshall, please go and create the cure for Skye!
Marshall: As you wish.
*A few hours later*
Marshall: Well, I have good news and terrible news.
Chase: Oh no, we were too late!
Marshall: The good news is that my salad is pretty good, but the terrible news is that it needs some crutons.
Rocky: *suspiciously* What salad?
Marshall: The one that I made when you got back.
Chase: What about Skye?!
Marshall: I have already cured her. I did a few days ago in fact. It was a simple cure, I just needed to give her two shots.
Rocky: So, you didn't need any of the stuff that we went on an incredibly hard hunt for?!
Marshall: Nope.
Chase: You son of a bitch, we thought that we had to find all of this to save Skye, and it turns out that you had everything all along?!
Marshall: Well, when you say it like that.
Chase: I lost one of my favorite secret cars getting this stuff! Do you know how much that cost?!
Marshall: Well-
Chase: I'll tell you how much, $225,000!
Marshall: Chase, I'm-
Chase: No, I don't want to hear it. You betray my trust, you betray Rocky's trust, you made us loose hundreds of thousands of dollars because you made us think that Skye would die if we didn't, and worst of all, you didn't even tell us that you already cured Skye!
Marshall: *Kisses chase* I'm really sorry.
Chase:...
Rocky:...
Both: *throw up*
Chase: *Punches Marshall in the face which causes him to fly into the wall. What the hell is wrong with you?!!
Rocky: I told you that he wasn't gay you moron!
Marshall: I thought that I could turn him.
Chase: Oh, you turned me alright...
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