Mr P: Fandroid won't wake up, what do I do?

Trickster: Did you try kicking them?

Mr P: Yes.

Trickster: I'm out of ideas.

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 Fandroid, Entering Mr P's room: Trickster did it again.

Mr P: Peace disturbance?

Fandroid: What no-

Mr P: Arson..?

Fandroid: NO, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY-

Mr P: uh....Attempted murder?

Fandroid: NO, THEY ATE ALL THE FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, BUT WHAT THE FU-

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 Mr P: Trickster has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.

Fandroid: That can't be true!

Mr P: Watch this.

Mr P: Hey Trickster, race you to the bottom of the stairs!

Trickster: *Throws themself out a window*