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United States vs. Russia

National Battles!
The United States of America vs. The Russian Federation!
Begin!

Russia:
How are you "United" when you once fought amongst yourselves?

You should've called yourself "inferior" because your lies will send you to hell!

Mother Russia's a bear that'll maul
you to death.

So enjoy your status now, cause you don't have much time left.

Bigger in land mass and honor on the field.

Provoking war with us will no doubtfully get you killed.

America, you pig, You clearly make me sick.

We will conquer you all with our military tricks.

United States:

You better stay out of our way, Russia, for your own safety.

Drop bombs on you like Japan, too soon?...maybe...

The Police of the west, cracking down on terrorism.

Air strike You hard, so gaze upon our fair system.

Home of the brave and the land of opportunities.

Red,white and blue pumps in the blood of our communities!

You can't stand up to us, just look what happened to Iran.

Russia:
Is that why you lost the war with Vietnam?

You're so bad that your own States threaten succession.

We'll beat you so bad that you'll endure another recession.

More than a cold war; We're ready to take action.

This is no competition and I'll take you out in dominate fashion.

Your police style is brutal for my taste, but try to get through my winter.

We'll overthrow you in power and as the world largest center.

Your days are numbered after this damn election.

Cause I'd cyber hack you hard with our old age perfection!

On the beat I made you; the Russian federation States.

Too far to deploy troops, so Europe's sealed its fate.

I'm at the top of my game,but you and I have bad blood.

Splatter your Red,white and blue on the side of our subs; then we'll dance in the ashes of your fallen nation.

Then your history will be repeated with another American humiliation!

United States:
China is stronger than you; no joke!

Kinda hard to be defeated when your attacks are in smoke.

Your bars are worst than your voice in English sentences.

It's impossible to get pass the Billions our in defenses.

On our innocent Patriots your bombs won't touchdown.

We're a world wide phenomenon, YOU'RE THE WORLD'S CLEVELAND BROWNS!

An everlasting influence that you wished you had.

But our diverse nation is the most unique one the Earth has ever had.

Now you're cold and bitter like the weather of your land.

While we're getting hot in Florida, but on the other hand.

Using geography to your advantage is rather smart, but won't get you far.

This technology is superior to those of Napoleon Bonaparte.

Russia:

You leach off the weak of the Middle East.

But you can't erase the facts that you lost to the little peeps!

Afghanistan, Iran and Vietnam at the least.

We held our own against Germany and Japan, you pipsqueak.

Your economy is failing and you can't withstand the crisis,

and the word around town is that you created ISIS!

United States:

You allied with Syria then cried all types of pain.

I'll bitch smack your ass; now I ain't Ukraine!

They call upon America and we leave without a single scar.

You're a bigger fail now than you were in U.S.S.R!

We stand upon this foe as they've reached their limit.

America's leaving with the gold much like the Olympics!

Who won?
Who's next?
You decided!

National Battles!

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