I made a new account about a month ago as a joke. I soon forgot about it and moved on, but a few days later people started to dm me. I didn't know who these people were so I took the persona of a middle aged woman and responded. Within this book are some of the best moments of these conversations.

Please do not send any sort of hate to the profiles mentioned, this is all for poops and squirts and I wish no harm to these people.

Content Warning: Some of the conversations do have mature themes, proceed with caution.