Have I ever told you about how much I love raccoons? They're cute lil' guys. I used to have a book on raccoons when I was younger. I had a raccoon teddy named Squeaky and a bigger raccoon that was supposed to be the raccoon from Pocahontas, but my mom never had me watch the movie because it was so historically incorrect so I just thought of it as Squeakys' mom. Squeaky was about five inches tall and she was bigger.

We moved, she got left behind, I still have Squeaky, and now I have Kristofferson, too! He's the same as Squeaky but fluffy. Squeaky fur is all matted down because he was sent through the dryer. Personally, I don't remember him ever having been fluffy, but he was once.

Back to the point. The point being how boss raccoons are. They're germophobic little kleptomaniacs! They steal and wash they're food! They're beautiful.

So, I thought I'd just share.

Next up:

"Lurvely, Milady"

A short story by moi.