I'm just doing this for kicks. Since I can't use anything to watch and write the next chapter. Dad still hasn't gotten me a new laptop...

Kabuto: Hey, I always get the vibe that you like, hate me or something.

Y/n: Pfft-- Wha? Me, hate you? You're right.

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*Y/n and Muichiro listening to Christmas music*

Sanemi: Why are you playing Christmas music in November?

Y/n: 😊💢

Muichiro: You are not welcome here. GET OUT OF MY--!

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(During that C rank mission)

Naruto: Don't fuck with me! I have the power of God and nine tails on my side!

Sasuke: What the hell, loser?--

Naruto: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

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Shinobu: So where's this dog I keep hearing so much about?

Kanae: Oh he's right here.

*Sanemi comes in*

Y/n: ... That's a grown ass man.

Kanae: Yeah he's a little old. But hey, who said you can't teach old dogs new tricks. Ready, watch this. Speak?

Sanemi: .... Wassup.

Kanae: Good Boy!

Shinobu: Yeah he just spoke English. That's a whole-- that's a actual human being....

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Iruka: Okay class, today we'll be watching a movie. Naruto could you hit the lights?

Naruto: I'm on it, Iruka-Sensei!

*Literally hits it*

Naruto: Ha!

Iruka: .... Naruto get the f-- get the fuck out.

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Naruto: Mizuki-San, did I get a A on the test?

Mizuki: Do you have a fucking dad?!

Naruto: 🥺

Mizuki: There's your answer. Little shit...

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Mitsuri: Your house is so big.

Obanai: You know what else is big?

Mitsuri: my love for Sakura mochis. Can we go buy some?

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Gaara: Wow, the stars look beautiful tonight.

Muichiro: You know what else is beautiful?

Both: (Y/n)

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Kakashi: You four. Explain.

Sakura: It was Naruto.

Sasuke: It was Naruto.

Y/n: It was Naruto.

Naruto: It was Naruto.

Everyone: ...

Naruto: Damn.

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Tamayo: When was the last time you had an eye exam?

Sasuke: These are my brothers eyes and he's dead so I can't ask him.

Tamayo: Ah.

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Kakashi: I understand. Just know that you disappointed...

*Holds up Shinobu's fish bowl*

Kakashi: ... All three of us.

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*Akaza trying cookies*

Akaza: Delicious!

Daki: And Nutritious!

Douma: Girl Scout Cookies. Now made with real girl Scouts.

Akaza: What?

Douma and Daki: :)

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*Tanjiro after the hashira meeting*

Tanjiro: But at my corps it's like--

Tanjiro: You a hoe (Points at Uzui)

Tanjiro: You a bitch. (Points at Sanemi)

Tanjiro: You think that you cute as shit. (Points at Mitsuri)

Tanjiro: You a thot. (points at Muichiro)

Tanjiro: You think your hot. (points at Rengoku)

Tanjiro: Oh no no no...

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Gaara: I'm the Sand Guardian. Guardian of the Sand.

Kankuro: Poseidon quivers before him!

Gaara: Fuck off!

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Naruto: I do what I want!

Kakashi: I'm calling Iruka and (Y/n).

Naruto: No, wait-

That's all. （┬┬＿┬┬）