Today is day two of trying to confess my love but I need her number before I try it.

And the only way is to ask her older brother, who happens to be my cousin brother's best friend.

Let me dial Jiminie hyung's number.

I dialled and waited for the short mochi to pick up the call. And once he did, a beautiful array of rainbow words passed through my precious eardrum.

"What do you want you brat? Interrupting my date for the millionth time."

"Do you have Taehyung hyung's number?"

"Why do you need his number? You wanna date him?"

"I- no! I like his sister so I want her number." The mochi snorted at that.

"You coward! You could ask her yourself but since I know the person you are, I'll send you Tae's number. Don't bother me. I'm hanging up. Bye."

Rude.

*Ding*

Smol hyung: here you go kiddo. Don't ask me anything!
[Contact: Kimchi]

Me: Kimchi?

Smol hyung: AARRGHHH STFU AND KEAVE ME ALONE #$¶•¥×•%÷${¢©÷¢¥×•¢

Me: keave?

Smol hyung: 😡🔪

Me: Enjoy your date shortie😙✌️😏

Smol hyung: YAAHH!₹₹##&&¥$¢^^÷¢√¢

Chuckling at the screen, I messaged the given contact inorder to make his sister go on a date with me.

Me: Hiii hyungg༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ

Brother-in-law: 👀
*Who by lauv ft BTS starts playing in the background*

Me: HAHAHA HYUNG YOU'RE SO
GUNNY FOR WHAT

FUNNY*

Brother-in-law: that doesn't answer my question. Who are you? How do you have my number?😐

Me: Aah Jiminie hyung gave it to me.
Since I like being straightforward,
I like your sister, will you give me
her number?

Brother-in-law: oooh I like you already. Spam her notifs alright? I want my revenge for "her disturbing me" while I was peacefully watching hentai.

Me: 💀
Okay then. Thanks hyung.

Brother-in-law: bang it bang it
😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

Is this hyung encouraging me to bang his sister? I-

2) Ask Taehyung hyung to give me her number ✔️