12:30 pm, 30 seconds until the end of the world:

Dean grabbed Castiel's hand, running as fast his tiny legs could carry him. Castiel tripped over his own feet, and landed face-first on the ground. This resulted in Dean falling over too. Sam and Gabriel stopped in their tracks and ran towards them. Then posted the scene on twitter. "Goddammit Sam!" yelled Dean in his baby voice. Sam gave him a disapproving look. "Dean, toddlers should not say bad words."

10 seconds until the end of the world.

Castiel grabbed a hold of Dean's arm, and almost dragged him to the end of the hall. "The button is right there!" yelled Castiel in his adorable squeaky voice.

5

Dean ran towards the pedestal.

4

He jumped for it.

3

Castiel closed his eyes.

2

Sam and Gabriel held their breath.

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1 day earlier:

"Cause' the playas' gonna play, play, play, play, play..." Dean sang as he half-danced into Castiel's room. Castiel got up and walked over to Dean. "And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate..." Dean smiled and the two started dancing in his room. they ranged from taylor swift, to Beyonce, to Justin Beiber. By the end, tears were streaming down their faces as they sang 'Set Fire To The Rain' by Adele.

Lucifer kicked down the door. "Wassup bitches! I found a weird stone and stuff. You Winchester kids like this shit, right?" He realized what he just walked (Barged) in on, and got very confused. "Um... Are you guys... okay?" He said as he heard Adele playing softly in the background (from Dean's computer.)

Sam ran into Dean's room. "Did somebody say moose?!" they all looked at him.

"No...   "

Gabriel walked into the doorway. "I did." Sam looked at him. "Oh... Okay!"

Lucifer snapped his fingers, getting everyone's attention. "Hello? Hi guys. Did you forget about this thing?" he said in annoyance. Dean took it out of his hands and inspected it. Castiel linked arm with Dean's, and poked the stone-thingy. 

They dropped it.

On the floor.

On the fucking floor.

They all heard a voice echoing from the walls. "HOW DARE YOU! YOU ABOMINATIONS DROPPED THE CHILD OF THE ROCK GODS!!!!!!!!! FOR THAT I WILL PUNISH YOU!!! YOU SHALL BE CURSED TO LIVE AS CHILDREN, AND YOU WILL BE DROPPED AS YOU HAVE DROPPED THE ROCK CHILD!!!!!!!!!! YOU WILL BE DROPPED STRAIGHT TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The Rock Gods screamed in fury.

Dean and Cas were suddenly 4 feet shorter, and could barely stand up. "Holy shit, that's just adorable." said Lucifer.

"NO IT'S NOT!!! I AM A FREAKING BABY!!!!!!!!"

"Dean, calm down."

"I CAN'T WHEN THIS MONSTER-SIZED MAN IS MAKING FUN OF US, CAS!!!!!!!!"

Cas got startled at Dean yelling at him. "Wah... WWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!"

Dean started crying too. "Waahh... "

Everyone looked at the scene that was going on, and wondered how people their size could cry so goddamn loudly. The rock gods interrupted their thoughts.

"YOU HUMAN'S WORLD WILL BE DESTROYED IN, like... um... 24 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

They all freaked out as they were sent to a temple full of doors and stuff. 

"WE WILL HAVE YOU WILL GO THROUGH A MAZE OF TRAPS N' SHIT TO FIGURE OUT IF YOUR PLANET IS WORTHY OF SAVING!! IF NOT...                     goodbye <3"

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"Okay, so how do we get past this?" 

"... I don't know Lucifer..."

Gabriel and Lucifer were staring at huge axes swinging from the ceiling, which were at the moment blocking their one way out. Lucifer and Gabriel kinda just... teleported to the end of the hallway.

"Okay, that was too easy-AAAAAH!!"

The ground fell from where they were standing. Gabriel clung on to Lucifer for dear life. They both landed in this hallway with a bunch of doors n' stuff. Gabriel walked over to the first door, and twisted the door knob.

"Gabriel, are you fucking serious?! You don't just go around touching things, you idiot!"

Gabriel smiled, and pushed the door slightly open.

"Oh my god. You think that's funny? Well aren't you the motherfucking class clown."

Crowley came bursting through the door, with Sam. They looked very confused.

"Um... what just happened?"

"IdunnobuddyIjustendeduphere! " Sam said in confusion.

The rock gods spoke in a commanding voice. "YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS LEFT BEFORE THE WORLD IS DERSTOYED!!"

Dean and Castiel entered the hallway. " I thought that it was just us that were gonna die!!"

"WELL... I just-I CHANGED MY MIND, OKAY?!"

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Back to the present:

"AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!! WE'RE GOING TO FUCKING DIE SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

screamed Crowley. He was never really ready to die...

Dean was back to being an adult, and so was Castiel, which made it awkward to see the angel sitting on the floor crying like a baby. Dean slammed the button again, in happiness. 

"Yeah! I just saved the world for, like, the 3rd time?" (I looked it up fo' real and thought, 'Only two times?!)

"HELLO CHILDREN!! WE WILL LET YOUR PLANET LIVE BECAUSE YOU LITTLE SHITS MANAGED TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT!" screamed the rock gods.

Everyone let out a big sigh of relief. Gabriel let go of Sammie, and looked up to the ceiling. 

"Eyyo, rock buddies, how do we get out?"

"...I'M SORRY, WHAT?"

"How do we get out."

"HAHAHA!! HAHA... BYE!!"

They spent about three hours trying to get out of there, until Lucifer realized that angels could 'teleport' out. When they all got back...

They ate sandwiches.

The end