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Deanmon: Battle Of The Puns

Sam headed into the library, with everyone else sneaking behind him. He saw Crowley sitting in a chair, and Dean stood up in the middle of the library. Gabriel hugged Sam. "I love you, baby... Now go get 'em, tiger!" Gabriel pushed him into the middle of the room. Sam declared "I challenge you to fight me. Let's battle WITH PUNS."

Dean laughed. "You think you can beat ME?"

Sam felt a little panicky. He wasn't very good at making puns... but he was going to try his best. "Yes."

"Oh please, you don't know any puns."

"You don't know that."

"Yes I do. I can read you like a book." Dean smirked evily as he picked up one of the many books in the library, and started to read it, as if Sam was making him bored.

"I didn't find that very punny, to be honest."

"Ughh... your puns are 'tear'able." Dean tore out a page of the book he was reading. Sam didn't know how to answer to that, so Dean kept going. "By the way, if you win you cure me, right?"

"Yes."

"If I win, I want Cas." to that Castiel almost fell over. Gabriel choked on the Pepsi he was drinking. Sam gave a surprised face.

"And why is that?"

"His smile is, what would I call it, 'angelic'."He gave a wink at Cas.

Before Sam could answer, Dean kept going. "When I'm with him, I feel like I could fly, you know?"

Sam was losing badly. Shit.

"He gives me wings."

"STOP! YOU WIN, ALRIGHT?! Please stop the pun anguish..."

Dean stopped, (finally) and sat down in a chair, throwing the book he was reading behind his back. He smiled. "So... will you hold up your end of the deal?" he winked at Castiel. Castiel blushed and sat down in a chair next to Dean. "Okay, you guys can leave now." Dean said.

Since they had already lost, Lucifer decided to try his 'plan B'. He walked up to Dean and punched him in the face. Well, he tried to... Dean blocked it and twisted Lucifer's arm, which broke it. Gabriel took a syringe and injected Dean with human blood. Dean fainted lolz. Meanwhile Castiel is just sitting in his chair.

"Well... that escalated."

Crowley frowned. he yelled in frustration, "My plan to take over the world! It's all ruined...". Castiel glared at Crowley with such fierce anger. If looks could kill...

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Dean woke up in a chair in the middle of the basement where everyone was sitting, waiting for him to do something. Then he realized what was going on.

"Goddammit, was I a demon again?"

Everyone relaxed, giving a relieved sigh, and Castiel smiled. "Well you were, but not anymore." He untied Dean, and then gave him a bear hug. Meanwhile, Crowley was throwing a tantrum in the library.

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The whole week, Castiel gave Dean the cuddles of a lifetime. He wouldn't go anywhere without Dean. Dean found it adorable, but everyone else found it quite annoying. Sam tried to go hunting with Dean, but Castiel tagged along and made a mess of everything. He almost got them killed...

But it's alright, because he had the power of love and friendship. : )

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