Sam woke up to a burnt smell in the bunker. He headed to the main room, where everyone else was gathered. Everyone except Dean.

Castiel was the first one to notice. He looked around for Dean, but seemed to not have found him. He started to get worried.

"Hey, Sam? do you know where Dean is?"

"No, but last I spoke to him, he was heading into the kitchen-" That's when he realized.

"HOLY MOTHER OF GOD."

They all ran to the kitchen to find dean sitting on the counter, the floor covered in fire. He was eating oatmeal. OATMEAL.

"Oh, hey guys."

Everyone started yelling at once. Gabriel was telling Sam to stay behind him, While Sam was yelling at Dean for lighting the kitchen on fire. Crowley was screaming that they all were gonna die, And Lucifer was commenting that Hell was warmer. Castiel was saying something like, "Dean, did you hurt your face?! How do we stop this?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"

Overall, everyone except for Dean and Lucifer were screaming and panicking. Dean parkoured his way to the doorway, where Castiel hugged him. They all left the kitchen, and turned around to see the whole room was eloped in fire. They all felt sad. Crowley said in a miserable voice, "I left some pie in the fridge." And to that, Dean felt a single tear run down his cheek. Castiel comforted him, telling him that they could get more pie at the store.

Lucifer put his hand over his heart, and started to sing the Star-Spangled Banner. Everyone confusingly sang along. Crowley put some flowers in the doorway of the kitchen. This was a sad time for everyone.

Gabriel then realized something.

"Oh, wait." he said.

He snapped his fingers, and the fire evaporated into thin air.

"Ohhhhhhhhhh..." Everyone said, feeling quite stupid.

"Who's hungry for breakfast?" said Dean.

"Me!" Everybody said in unison.

THE END /0o0/