The movie was so damn GOOD!!!!!!!

S: is looking at himself in a mirror, posing and smirking

S: stops when he sees John walk past him from behind

S: what the.. mmh shrugs

S: poses again and puts his vest on and adjusts it, making the duck face

JD: walks past him again in the other direction

S: WH

S: turns around JOHN?!

JD: Yeah is looking around

S: WHAT ARE YOU DOING

JD: I can't find my favorite spoon! throws a pillow backward

S: You couldn't look anywhere ELSE? You couldn't KNOCK?!

JD: Why would I do that moves his head from under his bed

S: If your air square head couldn't somehow tell I was in the MIDDLE OF SOMETHING

JD: Oh yeah I know

S:

JD: Anyway it's not in here thanks bro walks out

S: slowly raises a plastic butter knife

S: sigh someday, just not today

~

C: is assembling something with legos and carefully puts a few more on the very top

C: Okaaayy.. anddddd it'sssss DONE! YES!!

C: takes out a book that says how to build a stack of legos when you have nothing to do and kisses it my savior

JD: bursts into the room hey can I borrow this thanks snatches the rolling chair he's standing on and rushes out the room

C: HEY- WOOAAHAO- slips and falls and knocks over the legos and they all fall on top of him

C: grumbles lowly while getting up slowly and stares out his room just to see John spinning around in the chair while cheering

C: MMGRRRGH JO- OW- I just stepped on a lego..

~

F: is sitting on the toilet and singing Lalalala I'm a little gumdrop

F: Or- is it potato..

JD: swings the door open

F: EEEAAAAAAAAAA-

JD: Floyd for the last time the boogeyman isn't real opens the shower curtain

F: That's not why I'm screaming!!!

JD: Oh, spiders? closes the shower curtain

F: No!! I'm pooping!!!

JD: Yeah I know I have eyes raises an eyebrow and starts to turn on the shower

F: What are you doing?!!

JD: I need to take a shower duh, every man needs a shower after they hike

F: You don't take hikes!!!

JD: Uh yeah I do hums

F: ...but I'm POOPING!!!

JD: I know- why do you keep saying that I have ears too-

F: looks down at his little feet can you at least get me tissu-

JD: No

F:

F: tears up

~

B: sleeping soundly in his crib while sucking his thumb

JD: slowly ascends from behind the crib and reaches his hair inside and moves Branch out of it

JD: Noooo not in here

JD: grumbles and shakes Branch in his hair without realizing WHERE ARE THEY

JD: looks up at Branch in his hair DID YOU TAKE THEM YOU BLUEBERRY MUFFIN

B: flutters his eyes open and looks down at John

JD:

B:

B: starts opening his mouth slowly to start screaming

JD: IT WAS CLAY plops him back in his crib and runs out of the room

~

RP: is watching yoga exercises

Trainer: Okay ladies! Let's move those hips back and forth just like this! does a hip movement

RP: copies the troll on the tv ten more years here I COME (😬..)

JD: casually walks in and grabs the remote and switches the channel to a commercial with his favorite armadillo van, Rhonda- or at least that's what he liked to call her

RP: What the- John Dory!

JD: Yeah? climbs on her bed while watching the commercial

RP: What do you think you're doing young man I was doing my weekly yoga!

JD: Rhonda's on Grandma there's nothing more important grabs a bag of chips from his hair and eats them messily while getting crumbs everywhere

RP: Who's Rhonda??

JD: points at the tv screen while munching on his chips and making more of a mess

RP: blinks the armadillo car thingy?

JD: slowly turns his head towards her

JD: She's more than that...

RP: Wh-

JD: She's my daughter

JD: casually whips his head back around and looks at the tv and finishes the chips and balls up the bag and throws it backward, the chip bag landing on Rosiepuff's head

RP: twitches her right eye trying not to go ballistic

RP: Why.. are you not watching this.. in the LIVING ROOM

JD: Those spawns of satan are out there watching it and I don't feel like screaming at them right now

~

Meanwhile in the living room

F: singing YES WE KNOW THE MUFFIN MAN THE MUFFIN MAN THE MUFFIN MAN

B: clapping YES WE MOW FA MUFFIN MAM

F&B: WHO LIVES ON DRURY LANE

~

RP: sighs and drags a hand down her face John-

JD: holds a hand out towards her while looking at the tv WAIT WAIT WAIT SHH SHH SHH- this is the best part...

RP:

RP: all she did was purr

JD: sniffs and holds up his phone to record exactly..

RP: groans and leaves the room and says from outside of it clean up this mess when you're DONE!

1 week later

S: is sitting in the middle of the living room with his arms crossed, a leg crossing over his other leg

F: is sitting across from him on the couch and looks over at him and around while tapping his fingers nervously

B: is sitting in Floyd's hair playing with one of the strands

C: is sitting on the couch next to Floyd while picking his nose

C: looks at the booger then slowly looks over at Floyd

F: looks at Clay and realizes what he's about to do

C: slowly moves closer to him

F: ...n-no, No, NO!

C: Relaaax is still coming closer you just have something on your FACE- reaches his arm over quickly and tries to wipe it on him

F: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! falls back and tries to run MY FACE!! MY MAKEUP!!

B: laughing and clapping not knowing what's happening

F: BRANCH DON'T LAUGH HE'S TRYING TO KILL US

C: IT'S JUST A BOOGER!!

C: Plus eating them is good for your health, I read a book on it-

F: GET AWAAAAAAAAY-

S: Oh my troll- will you guys stop-

C: Hey come on you've literally had us sitting here for two hours doing nothing I had to entertain myself somehow-

C: And I couldn't find my book that said book to read when your brother's taking too long to say something-

S: it's been TWO MINUTES

C:

C: What's the difference-

S: I think it's PRETTY CLEAR

C: Really? takes out a book Because by 82 percent it's actually-

S: I DON'T CARE!!!

S: ANYWAY- we all know why we're here right?

F: OOH OOH I KNOW!! UHHHHH- no shakes his head from behind the couch

C: You're finally admitting you committed tax fraud?

S: WHAT- NO FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME I DON'T-

C: Good for you bro adding that to my biography takes out a random book and writes that down

S: grabs the book and tears it into one half and shoves it down his pants

C:

C: Harsh

C: And this kids is why we have backups takes out another book

F: YAAAAAAYYYY!! claps

C: Now what did we learn today?

F: That you should ALWAYS have backu-

S: ENOUGH-

S: Before you all make me lose my marbles for the last time- I'm gonna remind you why we're here

S: For the past week John's been randomly walking in on us while we were doing something without knocking or asking for permission

C: yawns and leans back on the couch nonchalantly doesn't he always do that though

S: Yes! And for a while it stopped but it's even worse now! We have to do something

F: gasps we should call the police!!!

S:

S: No Floyd that's not-

C: Yeah that's lame Floyd we're totally gonna suffocate him with a pillow in his sleep

F: GAAAAASPSPSPSS YOU'RE GONNA KILL JOHN?!!

S: WHAT

F: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA throws his head back and cries dramatically but also falls on the floor because he was holding onto the back of the couch

S: OH WHY ARE YOU- YOU LITERALLY SAID WE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE

F: SO THEY CAN GIVE HIM ICE C-CREAAAAAMMM!!!! sobs on the floor

S: THAT'S NOT WHAT- slaps a hand on his face and covers it why do I try, why, why, why do I try

B: climbs back onto the couch and plops down

B: takes out the same butter plastic knife Spruce had earlier YEEEAAAAAA

S: HOW DID YOU GET MY- sigh GUYS!! WE'RE NOT KILLING THE SQUARE

B:

B: looks at the plastic knife and starts to put it in his mouth

C: NO- reaches toward him

F: sniffs and climbs back on the couch n-no killing John??

S: No! Grandma would disown all of us- but anyway, I have a plan

C: is waving around a random book According to this book I don't see how anything would be better than suffocating him with a pillow but take it away

S: ENOUGH WITH THE RANDOM- siiiiiiigh I'm gonna try and lure him out of his room somehow, because when he goes in there he doesn't come out for hours unless it's dinner time or if he needs to use the bathroom.. or if that stupid armadillo commercial comes on tv

C: Or that one time he accidentally set fire to your bed?

S:

S: Wait

S: THAT WASN'T YOU???

C: Surprisingly no, even though I was trying to prove that you could make smores on a bed.. using your bed

S: .......

S: mumbles One day I swear one day..

S: I'll.. come back to that- But as soon as I get him out of his room, you're all gonna sit down here and as soon as he sees us, he'll know something is wrong and when he does we'll start talking about how he needs to stop randomly walking in on us

F: awwww.. but what if we make him cry?

S: Floyd, be serious- name one time you have EVER seen this man cry-

C: What about that one time that you hit him in his blueberries with your ball??

F: Oh yeah!!! He was crying for so long I didn't think it was possible to cry for that long!!!

C: I know right, bro won himself a spot in the Guinness world records book with all that crying-

S: BESIDES THAT- he'll be fine, but we need to do this, this is getting out of hand!!

RP: walks into the room what're you boys doing?

F: Hi grandma!!! We're talking about how wanna kill John!!! smiles wide

RP: WHAT

F: Oops I mean-

S: FOR THE GAZILLIONTH TIME WE ARE NOT-

C: Nah we actually were

B: pops back out of Floyd's hair after climbing in it YA!! claps

RP: What is going on?!!

S: groans If these two would let the SMART one speak.. we're actually gonna figure out a way to bring John down here so we can all tell him to stop walking in on us

RP: Ah, like.. an intervention?

S: Yeah, yeah exactly!

F: INTERVENTION SQUARE! throws his fists in the air with a wide smile

RP: sigh No boys don't do that

S: What why?

RP: I know it's been annoying but that'll just make things worse. Plus, you know how stubborn your big brother is.. Here, how about one of you just ask him nicely to not walk in on you all, and if it continues you come get me, okay?

C: I don't know what nice is- flips through a dictionary yep, don't see nothin on it-

RP: Trust me, I'm tired too, I've already had to scold him but I can't tell you all to do that because I'm the adult and it only works when I do it. You'll find a way to convince him

S: sighs Okay Grandma

RP: smiles and pats his head and walks away into another room

S: slowly turns to look at his brothers

S: So we know we're not doing that right-

F: We're not?

S: No! He would never listen to us if we asked nicely! We gotta do it the Brozone way

C: Wow- that is extremely corny- and something John would say

S: Hush

F: What's the Brozone way?

B: BWOZONE!!

S: We'll figure it out, just stick to my plan and we'll go from there. Now is everyone ready??

F: YEAH!!

C: NO!!

B: PEEPEE!!

F: BRAAAANCH NOT IN MY HAIR!! quickly takes him out

S: Clay why'd you say no?!

C: I gotta do somethin first!!

S: Ugh well hurry u-

C: scratches underneath his armpits Okay we're good.. sniffs and cringes oof, I should really wash up later, spent a little too much time assembling those legos

S: ...alright-

S: Now everyone in their places!!

C: ..we had places-

S: YES! You sit there and you sit there!! I'm the one who's gonna get John!!

F: Isn't that him coming down right now?

S: blinks and slowly turns towards the steps and hears him coming then sees him walking down the steps

JD: looks over at them and raises an eyebrow what are you losers looking at? keeps walking and goes to the kitchen

S: Wha, but- he never leaves his room! For HOURS!

C: Guess he wanted a snack

S: facepalms you know what, if he goes back up he won't come out again, let's just take this to the kitchen

JD: opens the freezer

JD: Where is.. YES, CHOCOLATE!!! snatches a container of chocolate ice cream out of the freezer

JD: takes the lid off and looks around for a few seconds then tries to scoop some out with his hand

C: INTERVENTION!!!

JD: Huh-

C: tackles John to the ground

JD: WHAT THE-

C: DON'T TOUCH THAT ICE CREAM! kicks it

JD: J-JUST A BITE! tries to crawl over to the container

C: NO! STAY DOWN!

S: ..what the hell are you doing-

C: What do you mean?! This is an intervention!!

JD: For what?!!

S: Nowhere in intervention does it say TACKLE HIM-

C: Oh sorry, I thought we were referencing Nemo- gets off John

JD: Ugh- gets up and dusts himself off what is the meaning of this?!

F: Sorry John! Clay didn't mean it!

C: I did actually-

JD: What do you guys want! You almost made me spill my ice cream!

C: You literally just took it out the freezer-

S: We need to have a serious talk

JD:

JD: Seriously? Like- actually?

S: Yes!

JD: For real??

S: YES!

JD: Oh- OH- OHHH wow I didn't think you guys knew what serious meant

JD: The only serious thing that I can think of is Floyd finally admitting that he's-

F: I'm what now?

C: The G word bro

F: Grapes?

C: ..you'll know in time

S:

S: Just come into the living room before I flip this entire pod upside down-

JD: No! What kind of serious stuff would you guys ever wanna talk to me about! You're probably just trying to trick me or something- walks away

C: THIS IS IMPORTANT

JD: AND SO IS MY DATE WITH THIS ICE CREAM still walking away

S,C,F: look at each other

C: Floyd-

F: clears his throat

F: GRANDMAAAAAA-

JD: zooms back into the room SOOO WHAT WE CHATTIN ABOUT

~

JD: is sitting in the living room with everyone sitting around him, feeling slightly anxious and confused

JD: ..how long are we just gonna sit here!! Can someone talk!!

C: Ugh I know right it's already been two hours-

S: TWO MINUTES!!!

C: There's no DIFFERENCE!!!!

S: Yes there IS

C: 82 PERCENT!!!!!!

S: SHOVE THAT 82 PERCENT UP YOUR-

JD: AYE! BOTH OF YOU! If no one's gonna tell me what's going on I'm leaving! I have better things to be doing right now!!

C: Oh really like what

JD: ..A LOT of things! Leader things!

C: Yeah okay-

F: bites his lip and looks at everyone nervously and tries not to say something as he grabs at his hands

F: MmmmmmMMMMMMM- WE WANNA KILL YOU

JD: WHAT?!

F: WELL- I DONT WANT TO- BUT- CLAY AND SPRUCE WANT TO!!

S: Oh my GOD-

C: Correct-

F: jumps on his head DON'T DO IT GUYS!!! THERE'S A BETTER WAY!! HE'S THE ONLY SQUARE BROTHER WE HAVE!!!! sobs

JD: Floyd- I appreciate it- but get off me- grabs him with his hair and plops him on the couch

JD: so.. you guys wanna KILL ME?!!

JD: stands up quickly After EVERYTHING I'VE DONE? IM THE REASON WE HAVE A BAND AND HAVE FOOD ON THE TABLE!!

C: raises a finger Actually-

JD: NO! HOW COULD YOU GUYS?!

B: YAYA!! laughs thinking everyone is having a good time

S: For all that's trolly we're NOT-

JD: YOU WERE ALL LIKE THE BROTHERS I NEVER HAD...

F: Uh-

JD: Oh wait- you are my brothers- we're actually related.. oh

JD: BUT I RAISED YOU LIKE MY OWN SONS

C: EW- don't say that- ever-

JD: AND YOU WANNA KILL ME??

C: Yea

B: takes out the plastic knife again GNA GNA

S: NO!!! smacks the back of Clay's head and snatches the knife and throws it out the window JUST LISTEN-

JD: I MADE US MONEY AND FAAANSSSSS!!!

C: AAAAAAACTUALLY as the fan favorite I take care of the budget around here-

JD: Don't you start-

F: But you don't know math Clay

C: YES I DO!! JOHN IS THE ONE THAT DOESN'T!! AND HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE oLdEsT!

JD: Uhm first of all you're wrong I'm right and second can we go back to the part where you all said you wanna KILL ME-

C: Yes, specifically suffocating you with a pillow

JD: WHY??!!

C: Why? I'm glad you asked, I can give you a whole BUNCHA reasons pulls out an extremely long list you never take out the trash-

JD: mumbles says the hermit himself

C: .....next, your goggles are goofy, your head is square, your face is blue-

JD: ALL OF OURS ARE!!!

C: you never wash your feet or behind your ears, you never let me be player one-

JD: SERIOUSLY?!

C: I'M NOT DONE, I have seven thousand and five hundred more, be patient!! In fact let's add the fact that you're NOT patient to my list!!

JD: WHAT?!!!!

C: Moving on, you smell bad, you smell bad, you're a bossy bot, and did I mention that you smell bad-

S: EVERYONE QUIET!!!!!!!

JD,F,C,B: all silence and turn their attention towards John

S: Holy crap do you guys ever shut up?! Sheesh that took FOREVER!

C: ooooh good one, writes while mumbling you never shut up..

JD: crosses his arms

S: sighs John, look- they're stupid, okay- we're the oldest here- we're not going to kill you we don't WANT to kill you

F: WE DON'T?? Phewwww hugs John you're staying alive John!!

JD: sighs and gives him small pats
Then what is this all about?

S: We really just wanted to talk to you, you've always had a problem with social cues but lately-

JD: Woah what? What are you saying bro?

S: ...if you would let me finish-

JD: I don't have a problem!! I'm the most socially-ist person to ever exist!!! Why do you think I have so many fans??

S: ...no.. no that's not-

C: John- let me put it straight-

F: Yea, straight!!

C: That's the opposite of you Floyd-

F: Huh?

C: ANYWAY

C: puts on random glasses My dear square brother, you seem to have a great difficulty with understanding social cues, therefore, you are most definitely what I like to call autistic

JD: WHAT

F: I thought you were the funny one not the doctor one

C: I can be anything I want- funny is just my signature. Plus I read so of course I would know this

C: But yea basically- throws the glasses away into an abyss somewhere nothin to be ashamed of tho

JD: blinks twice ...IS THIS A JOKE???!

S: UGHHHH- HE'S NOT, YOU'RE NOT- sigh well maybe you are but that's not the point!!

C: Definitely a narcissist tho-

JD: How do you know these WORDS

C: I'm the one who does all the reading around here if you somehow didn't notice by now-

S: ANYWAY you keep walking in on us without our permission or knowledge and it's getting out of hand and really annoying, you even did it to Grandma!!

JD: ..yeaaahhhhh?

S: How would you like it if one of us bursts into your room or anywhere while you were in the middle of something important!

S: That only involved YOU

JD: shrugs I'd be pretty ticked off and yell at you to get out?

S: Exactly!! So why do it to us??

JD: shrugs again but this time it's more subtle I guess I never thought about it with you guys, or anyone else for that matter

C: So we figured out the problem.. he's just a selfish piece of SH-

S: OKAY!! Just- how about from here on out.. you agree to KNOCK or ASK before you decide to just walk in on us

JD: Okay- but.. I've seen all of you in diapers before, I don't see what the big deal is

S: That doesn't count, we were babies- the deal is that we're older now and we want our privacy just like you do, so you need to stop just randomly bursting into our rooms out of nowhere and ASK LIKE A NORMAL TROLL WITH MANNERS WOULD

F: Especially in the bathroom.... really he did it again this was the tenth time this month!!

C: Month?? I thought it was just this week

S: Well it kinda always has been a problem

JD: scratches the back of his neck Gee, sorry guys, I'll try to get better at that

C: Yeah "try"

F: It's okay John!! We forgive you!!!

C: We?

S: Clay-

C: OKAY okay fine-

JD: Thanks

JD: looks around awkwardly ...can I go back to my room now-

S: If you promise to-

JD: Yeah yeah I promise! I just said I would

S: Oh you did? Sorry I'm not used to hearing you say sorry or promise

JD:

JD: You think you're so funny huh-

S: Okay, you can go now

JD: slowly grabs his tub of half melted half spilt ice cream and squints at him all the way upstairs

S: rolls his eyes playfully Well, I guess that's settled

C: Is it though-

S: Shush

S: Hmm you know what, all that intervening made me kinda hungry, I think I'll get ice cream too walks into the kitchen

F: Ooh ooh ooh I want some too! climbs off the couch and follows him

B: ICE CWEEM!! reaches out with grabby hands

C: Hey while you're in there can you check to see if there's anymore ranch ice crea-

JD: from upstairs HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN MY FAVORITE SPOON IT'S NOT ANYWHERE IN YOUR ROOMS is throwing stuff around

S,F,C:

C: I thought he found that already

S: sighs Yeah, what did I expect, it'll be years before he really learns to read between the lines-

RP: from upstairs JOHN DORY FOR THE LAST TIME STOP BURSTING YOURSELF INTO MY ROOM

JD: from upstairs HEYYYY I FOUND IT!!