CHAPTER 2- AN ANNOYING TRIP TO LOO LOO LAND
10 years ago...
"Mummy! Daddy!" Octavia cried from her bed on the opposite side of the room as I rolled awake. Looking at my crying little sister I slipped on my slippers and sat next to her from where she was hiding under her blankets on her bed as Dad walked in looking concerned.
As Via sobs Dad asks her curiously, "Via? What troubles you, my little owlet?" Via continues sobbing as she climbs down from her bed.
"Daddy! Daddy!" Via says running to Dad's arms as Dad hoists her up to comfort Octavia as she continues to sob, "I had a dream! A really bad dream!" Dad yawns and wipes away Via's tears, correcting her smiling softly,
"A nightmare" I watch as Dad comforts her he hasn't even seen I'm sitting on her bed yet, as Octavia begins to list the details of her nightmare.
"I was looking all over the palace, and... I couldn't find you anywhere! You weren't there!" Octavia continues crying as I make my way back over to my bed a little down as Dad starts to sing a lullaby to Via. She has always been his favorite and I know that. I just wish I got some attention I think as I fall back asleep.
Present Day....
I sit at the table eating cereal, Mum and Dad were still arguing and now Mum was throwing things it was just such a huge mess. I'm staring at Sinstagram as Octavia walks in headphones in her ears as Mum and Dad reached the heat of their argument.
Looking at Octavia's face she was not in the talking mood so I just smiled and kept scrolling on my phone. As Mum picked up the butler and screamed,
"You want to fuck this one, TOO?!" She violently throws the Imp butler in Dad's direction as he dodges and waves his hand around saying,
"No! Of course not!" I look at Mum who is about to scream and I can tell, as Octavia gives me a look that says the same sentence on both our minds, 'This will be a long fucking life'. At the same time Mum's eye's go bright red she screams,
"You are a goddamn embarrassment! I'm not spending another moment looking at your pathetic IMP SUCKING FACE!" Mum storms out the room shouting angrily smashing more pot plants. Dad sighs exhausted before he notices we are sitting at table
"Good mooorning, My girls! Did you sleep well my owlet?" Dad say walking towards the fridge as I think about what I watched him do last night and shiver as Octavia says,
"Was that a serious question?" I glare at Dad as he opens the refrigerator as he scans the shelf as he nods and turns around slightly to ask Via a question as I pull out my phone stare at Sinstagram really pissed off at Dad, as he remarks.
"Mm- hmm... What's that you're listening to?" Dad asks Via as I pose to take a selfie and post it on my Sinstagram.
"This song is called, "My World is Burning Down Around Me." It's by Fuck You Dad." As Via says that I smirk slightly not caring if that wasn't an insult as Dad looks down taking the bands name as an insult.
"It's a band" I say abrasively giving Dad a glare as he looks up and grabs zebra meat of the shelf and says slightly baffled,
"Ohhhhh! How Charming!" Dad walks over to our massive potted living plant and throws the meat in it's mouth as dad pets his head. Sated, it falls still, the plant closing it's three eyes.
I take a sip of my coffee and ask, "So, you to done screaming for the day?" Octavia looks at Dad expecting an answer as Dad mutters awkwardly, and Mum lets out a scream of anger and another pot smashes up the hallway. Me and Via look at each other with raised eyebrows then we go back to what we're doing at the table.
Dad smiles and chirpily says "You know what I haven't done in a long, loooong time? I haven't taken you two to your favorite place in all of hell! Why don't we go to Loo Loo Land. Octavia and I glare at him.
"We're not five anymore." Octavia says answering for the both of us as, I start to comb my hair into a ponytail.
"You two always were so happy when I took you to Loo Loo Land! What do you say we go there again, have a day, just the three of us?" I put my comb down as I grab my rubber band and say,
"I'd... rather kill myself." I glare at him still very much wanting to kill Dad for last night but I know there is no way of getting out of going to Loo Loo Fucking Land.
Dad smiles and says, "There we go! Anything but staying in this house. Now, I'll arrange our security." He picks up a phone carried on a platter by the now bruised and battered servant mother threw. God that is the only imp I will ever feel bad for.
"Security for a theme park?" Octavia asks skeptically as she opens the box of dry cereal in front of her and I put my phone down to look at Dad my feet on the table.
Dad smiles and days, "We're rich and and we're hot people want our money and our bodies!" I give Dad an annoyed look and mutter under my breath,
"Our money, maybe" As Octavia takes a handful of dry cereal Dad clearly hears me and smiles turning around to look at me before he remarks with a grin as I take a sip of coffee,
"Speak for your self Livy! Now..... I'm calling the only man who can fuck me!" Dad says as I choke on my coffee and Octavia drops her handful of cereal disgusted.
"Whattt..." Octavia says as Dad realizes what he said and immediately begins backpedaling,
"Who can protect me! Us! Being part of the Goetia family is rather valuable, you know." Dad says as Octavia groans and pulls her beanie down over her eyes and I sink further back into my seat angry knowing he will call that imp, Blitzo from last night. Me and Octavia listen as Blitzo clearly picks up the phone.
Dad lustfully says, "Why, hello, my big- dicked Blitzy." In surprise Octavia and I both spit out our sips of coffee disgusted, and Octavia and I say in Unison,
"What the FUCK Dadd?!" My jaw is on the floor as I wait for Dad to say something.
"Language everybody!" He says back at Via and I before he turns back to the phone and says, "I have a special request..... it's for my daughters....." Dad looks taken aback by something and Via looks at me confused but I just shrug as he continues, "No! No, no-no-no. I'm taking my daughters to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!...... I'll pay you~......... Moneyyyyy~...." Blitzo hangs up the phone as Dad turns and walks over behind us putting his head between us and grabbing our shoulders.
"Get Ready Girls, We're going to Loo Loo Land!" Via and I groan as Dad Hugs us excitedly. This is going to be a long fucking day.
2 Hours Later
Loo Loo Land.......
As the I.M.P Van pulls up to the rather empty parking lot Moxxie exits the van and opens the side door. Dad who is very cramped gets out of the van excited as Octavia and I get out. I'm taking selfies with Via (without her consent but who cares) as she gets out of the van a lot less excited than Dad. Dad puts on an apple-themed hat to Via and I's annoyance as he gestures towards the park gate. As I scroll through my phone as Octavia groans and pulls her hat low over her face as we start to follow Dad inside the park.
"Now, remember: this is work and work only. Me and my crew are not here to satisfy your perverted bird needs, alright?" Blitzo says to Dad warningly.
"Hey...Dad... Do we have to--?" Octavia starts to ask Dad disgustedly, as I like my best friend, Verosika's Sinstagram posts. As Blitzo stops Octavia,
"Okay, yeah. Hold on right there, sweetie." Blitzo turns to face Dad "If you try fuckin' my little ass in that park, I swear to--"
"You are so cute when you are serious!" Dad says smiling down at Blitzo as him Blitzo and Octavia walk ahead.
"I'm literally gonna be sick." I say as I'm standing next to Moxxie who immediately appears worried.
"Oh, crumbs! I knew today would be a lot! What do you need?" Moxxie begins to fish around in his fanny pack and throws out several pill bottles as he lists off his inventory. "Anti-acids? Ibuprofen?" He shows me several hypodermic needles of a glowing, acid green substance. "Morphine?" i glare down at Moxxie and give him a snarky smile.
"That was figurative old man." I say walking off to follow Dad and Via from behind still scrolling through Sinstagram on my phone. We reach the center of the park and I walk over to a stand to buy myself a drink as Loo Loo (The parts creepy ass Mascot) appears behind Moxxie causing him to scream as I walk over.
"I'm Loo Loo!" The apple mascot says chirpily, "Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!" I raise an eyebrow at the mascot as Dad seems to encourage Via to talk to the Mascot.
Octavia smirks and turns to Loo Loo, "I have a question"
"Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!" The mascot says chirpily and I smile having an idea of what my little sister will say next.
"Is it true this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular Lu Lu World?" Octavia asks the mascot brutally as I smile and Dad looks a smidge embarrassed as Loo Loo responds,
"No?" Clearly annoyed at Octavia as she screws her face up.
"This place reeks of insecure corporate shame." Octavia says as Dad chuckles nervously and begins to lead Octavia away suggesting they go check out the ride as I stay standing next to Blitzo, truth be told I'm only here so I can have a chance at killing him.
"That chick's creepy, huh?" Loo Loo asks Blitzo curiously.
"Eh, wait till her dad tries to diddle your holes." Blitzo says walking away which makes me screw my face, Loo Loo turns to me and asks,
"What's that mean" I shove the finger in Loo Loo's face and say,
"Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!" I say walking away with Millie and Moxxie heading back towards Blitzo.
30 Minutes Later....
On the other side of the park
Dad, Via and I are walking along the path as Blitzo takes up positions all around of with his rifle on the lookout for any danger. It feels a little extra, I look over group of imps creep up behind the booths, ropes, knives and pitchforks at the ready, buttt (Unfortunately) when Blitzo looks in their direction they scatter off. I wish they could have just killed my dad.
My Dad strokes Blitzo's horn and says, "You know, it's quite thrilling to see you on the job, Blitzy."
"Save it, bitch. I'm working." Blitzo says holding his gun, as Octavia rolls her eyes and sighs,
"You both need to get a room." I look up from my phone and nod in agreement with my sister's statement when I see a brick on the ground. I walk over and grab it.
"Hey, I am not a day-hooker!" Blitzo says glaring at Octavia as her and Dad turn around I attempt to drop the brick on his head but he dodges narrowly missing the brick he turns around and glares at me.
"What? I just said I'm not one, prude!" He flips me off to which I punch him in the stomach before walking over to dad as Blitzo grumbles angrily.
Dad gasps and turns to Via and I excitedly, "Oh! Look, Girls!" Dad points excitedly at the circus tent, where outside a mother is struggling to pull her crying son into the tent. For good fucking reason the boy wants to get away. "You two used to cry such tears of joy at this show!"
Via and I look at each other before saying in sync, "Oh, no...."
10 years ago.
Octavia and I are standing in front of a stage and we are pushed against the by an excited crowd of imp children, as the clown sparks and cackles maniacally leering over Via and me causing us to both break down in tears.
Towards the back of the room a younger Blitzo is in the background tending to a food cart, dressed and painted as a clown, scowling.
Back to the Present
Via and I look at each other as Blitzo scowls, as we say in sync with Blitzo.
"I hate that fucking clown!"
Authors Note,
Chapter 3 should be out later today or tomorrow morning as I want to get these 2 done closely together as they are a two part chapter.
Hope you enjoyed
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