Warning: Abusive parents are talked about (I'll add a page breaker for when it starts) swearing, d*ck, f*ck(in) 5 times, d*mmed, b*tch 2 times, r*t*rded, f*ggot, *sshole, b*llsh*t, G*d, cigar burn, vodka, food - meat, drinks, spit, detention, crying, d*ldo's is said, sexual comments - private area, virginity, start of an anxiety attack.

"Alright girls, that's thirty minutes for lunch." Sanders said.

"Here?" Patton asked, the same time Logan asked, "why call us girls? They're the same as men, just a different gender..."

"Here." Sanders said, ignoring Logan.

"Well I think the cafeteria would be a more suitable place for us to eat lunch in, sir." Patton said.

"Well, I don't care what you think, Hart!"

"Uh, dick?" Thomas looked up at Virgil, anger in his eyes and Virgil held up an apologetic hand, "excuse me, Tom... Will milk be made available to us?"

"We're extremely thirsty sir..." Patton added.

"I have a very low tolerance for dehydration." Roman added, backing Patton up.

"I've seen him dehydrate sir, it's pretty gross." Patton nodded, making Roman glare slightly.

Virgil stood, reaching over and pulling Remus up too, "relax, we'll get it." He could now apologise to Remus in private, without prying eyes.

"Ah, ah, ah." Thomas said, making Virgil and Remus pause, "grab some wood there, bub!" The two slowly sat down, Virgil glancing at Remus in defeat.

"What do you think, I was born yesterday?" He asked, making Remus mumble a small: "maybe."

"That's another detention Royals! And you think I'm gonna have you two roaming these halls together?!" Snapped Sanders.

He looked around and pointed at Roman, "you." Roman looked down, then subtly he gestured to Patton, but Thomas ignored it, instead pointing at Janus, "and you!"

Everyone turned to Janus, who ignored him, eyes closed, but Thomas snapped his fingers, "hey!" Janus opened his eyes, "what's his name? Wake him! Wake him up!" Janus looked over.

"Come on, on your feet mister! Let's go!" Janus got up, grabbing his bag, "this is no rest home!"

"There's a soft drink machine in the teacher's lounge. Lets go!" Thomas continued as Roman got up, secretly delighted in the student chosen.

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Roman and Janus were walking down the hall silently, Roman staring secretly at Janus.

"So, what's your poison?" Roman asked then mentally cursed himself. Who says that anymore?

Janus said nothing, instead just looked at him.

"What do you drink?" Roman tried again, but Janus still said nothing.

"Okay... Forget I asked..." Roman said, blushing in embarrassment.

Janus saw and tipped his hat back and said, "vodka."

Roman looked over with a small smile, gosh that voice is heavenly.

"Vodka?" He asked, "when do you drink vodka?"

"Whenever." Janus said with a carefree look, raising his arms and dropping them again.

"A lot?"

"Tons..." Janus smirked.

It fell silent for a second, but this time Janus was staring at Roman, subtly checking the prince out.

"Is that why you're here today?" Roman asked, but Janus didn't respond, "why are you here?"

Janus stopped and abruptly turned to Roman, "why are you here?"

"I ditched to go shopping..." Roman said with a frown, "now I kinda realise how stupid that was of me."

Janus smiled slightly, and wow, was it lovely, "yeah it was."

"Roman." Smiled the prince, holding out his hand.

Janus hesitated to give his name, "Dee..." He lied, taking the hand and shook.

The two continued their walk, the two smiling ever so slightly and glancing at each other.

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Patton was leaning on the statue in the library, while Logan was sat on the railing, Virgil on a chair with a book on his lap and Remus on the desk. They all waited for their cokes.

"Patton... You wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitus of the nuts? It's pretty tasty..." Smirked Virgil.

"No thank you..." Patton responded, nearly gagging.

Virgil turned to Remus, "how about you, hot-stuff?"

Remus humphed and turned away, making Virgil frown. Any other day Remus would've said yes to gross stuff like this.

"How do you think he rides a bike?" He asked, now looking at Patton.

Patton rolled his eyes and turned away in disgust.

"Oh, Patton... Would you ever consider dating a guy like this?" Virgil asked, pointing to the book.

"Can't you just leave me alone?" Patton mumbled.

"I mean if he had a great personality and was a good dancer and had a cool car... Although you'd probably have to ride in the back seat 'cause his nuts would ride shotgun." Virgil smirked.

"You know what I wish I was doing?" Patton sighed.

"Oh, watch what you say, Logan here is a cherry." Virgil smirked, pointing to Logan.

"A cherry?" Logan asked, not knowing the term and glanced to Remus for help.

"A virgin." Remus replied.

"I wish I was at the dog shelter, getting a dog..."

"I'm not a cherry." Logan defended glancing to Patton who was still talking about dogs.

"When have you ever gotten laid?" Virgil scoffed.

"I've laid, lots of times!" Logan responded.

"Name one!"

Logan looked down, "he lives in Canada, met him at Niagara Falls." Virgil rolled his eyes as Logan continued, "you wouldn't know him."

"Ever laid anyone around here?" Virgil asked, but Logan put a finger to his lips and gestured to Patton who wasn't watching. Logan didn't need Patton knowing he was a virgin.

"Oh, you and Patton, did it!" Virgil called out.

Patton spun around, "what are you talking about?"

"Nothing, nothing!" Logan flushed, looking to Virgil, "let's just drop it, we'll talk about it later!"

"No!" Patton called out, "drop what? What're you talking about?"

Logan swallowed nervously.

"Well, Logans trying to tell me that in addition to the number of fellas in the Niagra Falls area, that presently you and he are, riding the hobby horse." Virgil explained, nonchalantly.

"Logan?!" Patton asked, hurt.

"No I'm not! I'm not!" He defended, "Black said I was a cherry and I said I wasn't, that's it, that's all that was said!"

"Well then what were you motioning to Patton for?" Virgil asked, gesturing to Patton.

"You know I don't appreciate this very much, Lo."

"He is lying!" Logan said.

"Oh you weren't motioning to Patton? You was motioning to Remus?" Virgil asked, hand clenching at the thought of Logan and Remus having sex.

Remus laughed a sarcastic, "ha! As if I'd ever fuck that dweeb!"

Logan ignored Remus and looked to Patton, "you know he's lying, right?" He asked, desperately.

"Were you or were you not motioning to Patton?" Virgil asked again, not bringing Remus into the equation again and Patton frowned.

"Yeah, but it was only..." Logan paused and looked down, embarrassed, "was only because I didn't want him to know that I was a virgin, okay?"

Virgil just stared at him in silent judgment and disbelief.

"Excuse me for being a virgin, I'm sorry!" Logan said, looking down, but Patton just laughed with a friendly smile on his face.

"Why didn't you want me to know you were a virgin?" He asked.

"Because it's personal business, it's my personal, private business." Logan said, embarrassed.

"Well Logan, it doesn't sound like you're doing any business." Virgil responded with fake concern, and Remus held back a laugh.

"I think it's okay for a guy to be a virgin..." Patton assured softly, placing his hand on Logan's knee, slightly sexually.

Virgil looked from Logan to Patton in surprise and Remus nearly choked on his spit.

"You do?" Logan asked softly and Patton smiled and nodded, gently.

There was rustling from outside and everyone rushed to their sears in a hurry, but relaxed once they saw Janus and Roman walk in and set down the cokes.

Roman day in his seat and Janus went to his

Everybody had lunches now.

Roman began to take out a small black box out of a small shopping bag.

"What's in there?" Virgil asked, noting Remus was doing the same at the back.

"Guess," Roman said, pausing for a second "where's your lunch?" He asked.

Virgil looked to Remus, "he's wearing it."

"You're nauseating..." Roman spoke up as Remus couldn't hide the small smirk.

Virgil grabbed a coke and tossed it over to Janus who caught it without even looking up and picked up another, sliding it to Remus.

He went back to watching Roman set up a sushi platter, pouring soy sauce to the side.

"What's that?" Virgil asked.

"Sushi..." Roman responding, as if it was obvious.

"Sushi?" Virgil questioned.

"Rice, uh, raw fish and seaweed." Roman responding seeing everyone's eyes on him.

"You won't accept a guys tongue in your mouth and you're gonna eat that?" Virgil grimaced.

"Can I eat?" Roman scowled.

"I don't know..." Virgil said in disgust, noticing Remus was having the same thing as Roman, "give it a try..."

Patton grabbed his paper Recipe for Me bag, and took out three turkey and lettuce sandwiches, a bag of potato chips, a bag of chocolate chip cookies, a carton of milk and went to put the bag down, but stopped noting the weight. He reached in the bag and pulled out a banana and then finally an apple, his coke set to the side.

Janus opened his can of coke and it fizzed over, and so he loudly slurped it from his gloved fingers and then leaned down, slurping and linking it from the table.

Patton opened an overstuffed sandwich and went to eat it but paused, noticing Roman watch in disgust and Virgil staring in disbelief and hunger.

"What's your problem?" Patton asked, as some lettuce fell from the sandwich.

Janus opened his sandwich and grimaced, tossing the anaemic, red and green specked meat up. He didn't see it land on the sculpture above him, but heard it with a gross splat.

He put three pixie stix on the table and opened them, then began to pour the sugar on the buttered pieces of bread, one of which was white the other brown, capturing some in his mouth as it fell.

Logan and Roman turned back and watched him silently.

Janus took a sip of the coke and swirled it in his mouth, continuing to pour the pixie stix's. Once finished, he shoved the three paper packaging in the coke can like straws and then puts Cap'n Crunch on the bread.

Remus, Patton and Virgil looked up and watched in silent disgust.

Janus crushed the sandwich together and loudly ate it, the chomping echoed around the room, as the others slowly turned to face the front.

Virgil turned to Remus but stopped himself, the teen was still angry, so went over and sat by Logan, snatching the brown bag from the nerd and setting a coke in front of him.

"What're we having?" Virgil asked.

"Uh, it's your standard, regular lunch I guess...?" Logan responded.

Virgil reached in the bag and pulled out a blue thermos and set it on the table and pointed at it.

"Milk?"

"Soup."

Virgil went in again and Logan reached to his bag, but Virgil slapped his hand with a loud thwack, that made Patton flinch. Virgil pulled out a juice box.

"That's apple juice." Logan said, seeing Virgil stare.

"I can read!" Virgil snarled, as Patton looked up after taking a bite from his sandwich, a piece of lettuce falling as he wiped his mouth

"PB&J with the crusts cut off... Well Logan, this is a very nutritous lunch, all the food groups are represented. Did your mom marry Mr. Rogers?" Virgil asked sarcastically.

"No, Mr. Johnson..." Logan corrected, not getting the joke.

Remus and Roman smiled, turning to each other and Patton frowned.

"Ah." Virgil stood up, "here's my impression of life at big Lo's house..."

He moved to the middle of the room, getting everyone's attention and so Virgil began his act.

He cupped the side of his mouth and shouted in a loud and friendly voice, "son!"

Then replied in a kiddie voice, pushing his index fingers in his cheeks as dimples, "yeah Dad?"

"How's your day, pal?" He continued.

"Great Dad, how's yours?" His voice kiddie again.

"Super, say son, how'd you like to go fishing this weekend?" He called, loudly, making an action for fishing as everyone smirked and smiled. Logan looked down and blushed.

"Great Dad, but I've got homework to do!" Logan and Patton were frowning and glaring respectively and everyone chuckled.

"That's alright son, you can do it, on the boat!"

"Geee!!!" Patton's glare hardened.

"Dear, isn't our son swell?"

Then Virgil turned and his voice went soft and motherly, "yes Dear, isn't life swell?"

He mimed the mother kissing father and then father kissing the mother and then suddenly, the father punching mother in the face.

Everyone stopped smiling and chuckling, not so funny anymore.

He sat down annoyed and Patton glared, seeing Logan tense.

"Alright, what about your family?" Patton challenged.

"Oh, mine?"

"Yeah."

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"That's real easy." Virgil got up again, moving to the middle again. He rubbed his face and made an exaggerated disgusted face, dragging it down, then pointed forward.

His voice was deep, a hate filled glared on his face. Was he actually doing this? Telling this to people who didn't know him?

"Stupid, worthless, no good, God damned, freeloading, son of a bitch, retarded, bigmouth, know it all, faggot, asshole, jerk!"

He crossed his arms and said harshly, yet softer then the first voice, "you forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful."

Virgil slammed his hand back to slap his invisable mother and yelled in a deep voice, "shut up bitch! Go fix me a turkey pot pie!"

"What about you Dad?" He asked in his normal voice.

"Fuck you!" The deep voice said, fist raised.

"No, Dad, what about you?" He asked, tears in his eyes.

"Fuck you!" The 'dad' yelled, fist higher.

"No, Dad, what about you?!" He yelled again, tears over his eyes now.

"FUCK YOU!"

Suddenly, he reached out, and punches the air as if his father is punching him, and his head flies back as if he was punched.

Everyone stared silently, Remus tense. That's why Virgil had no food. That's why he probably gets detentions a lot.

"Are you serious?" Logan asked shocked and Patton's mouth was wide open.

"You wanna come over sometime?" Virgil asked.

"That's bullshit. It's all part of your image, I don't believe a word of it." Roman said, tensed up and glaring slightly.

Virgil frowned, clear on his face and swallowed harshly, "you don't believe me?"

"No..."

"No?"

"Did I stutter?" Roman asked.

Virgil walked to the front and rolled up his right sleeve to reveal a circular shaped burn.

"Do you believe this? Huh?" Roman swallowed and looked down, Remus covered his mouth, Patton stared in horror, Logan tensed and Janus gasped quietly.

"It's about the size of a cigar... Do I stutter?" He mocked Roman, "you see, this is what you get in my house when you spill paint in the garage." He shoved his sleeve down as tears fell down his cheeks and smudged his eyeshadow.

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He began walking away, "see I don't think that I need to sit here with you fuckin' dildos anymore!" He walked over to a map table and threw all the maps on the floor with a scream and yell.

They all heard him mumbling, "five-fi-five t-th-thing... five things... f-five things-" though he didn't get further and climbed up on top of the table and then up to the second floor balcony.

"You shouldn't have said that!" Patton snapped.

"How would I know, I mean he lies about everything anyway!" Roman defended as Patton moved to Logan in anger.

Remus stared at his food, his rice was untouched still... He looked up and got up with box and chopsticks going up there steps.

"Try the naming five things to one method!" Logan called out to Remus, who looked at him confusion and so Logan co tinged, "five things you see, four you can touch, three you hear, two you can smell and one you can taste."

"If that doesn't work?" Remus asked.

"Breathing. In for four, hold for seven and out for eight. Inhale through the nose, exhale through the mouth."

Remus nodded and rushed up the steps.

Virgil slammed his head into the railing, his legs dangling of the ledge, distressed. Since when did he trust people enough to tell them about his family life?