Warning: Swearing sh*t, sh*theads, c*nd*ms, s*x is said.

Everyone was sat again, Roman and Patton at the front still and Janus was still in the back, with Logan in the middle desk. But now, Remus was in between Roman and Patton, messing with his twin, and Virgil was also at the front, in front of Logan, his feet on the desk.

The Janitor walked in, wearing an all gray jumpsuit with the name 'Remy' on, and sunglasses, chewing some gum, pushing his cart up the ramp and walked into the office.

His music was blaring, he had good taste non of them could deny, as it was from Grease.

He grabbed the trash and walked out, spotting the brain and smiled.

"Logan, how you doing?" He asked, tipping the trash into the bigger bin.

Logan looked down.

"Your dad works here?" Virgil asked, making Logan flush even more embarrassed and Patton shot the bully a glare.

No, Remy's not his dad, Remy's the first and only friend he made in High School - which is embarrassing even he could admit.

"Uh, Remy?" Virgil asked.

"What?"

"Can I ask you a question?" Virgil asked again.

"Sure..."

"How does one become a janitor?"

Remy pulled down his sunglasses and raised an eyebrow, "you wanna be a janitor?"

"No I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because," Virgil gestured to Patton, "Patton here, is very interested in pursuing a career in the custodial arts..." Patton glared at Virgil again and looked to Remy.

"Oh, really?" Remy asked, picking on the mocking tone Virgil had who was smirking, "you guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant? Peon? Huh?" Roman looked down and Remus tapped his fingers.

"Maybe so, but following a broom around after shitheads like you for the past eight years I've learned a couple of things..." Remy said as Janus began smirking.

"I look through your letters, I look through your lockers..." Remy said, leaning back and jingling his keys. That got Virgil's and Remus' attention. Both had private stuff in their, things they didn't want others to know. Remus had condoms in there and love letters he had tried to send to Virgil, because despite what others think, Virgil's a regular. Sometimes it's not just sex.

"I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do... I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends." Remy moved back to his cart, "the eye bit I kind of regret." He said, looking between Virgil and Remus, making them blush. Ah yes, when they was caught.

He looked up at the clock, and then down at his watch.

"By the way, that clock's twenty minutes fast!" He said, beginning to push the cart down the ramp.

Everyone groaned quietly, but Virgil smirked and let out a small laugh.

Logan muttered a quiet, "shit."