If I am updating this, it's because I'm having writers' block elsewhere.  I don't know what to tell you for aesthetics. Kelsey might look a little like Mila Kunis.  Kim might look like a young Drew Barrymore. Kaiden probably looks like Justin Beiber if he worked out. That's all you're getting. Use your imagination, people!

This is a work of fiction. Things I almost remember. It might fly very close to the truth in some places, but the serial numbers were all sawed off before it all went to the pawnshop. I still have the tickets in that old box in the back of the closet, but I'm never going to redeem that shit. ;)