Me: *reading The Goblet of Fire*

Dad: *sees me and book* WOAH!! ARE YOU READING THAT GINORMOUS BOOK?!

Me: Yeah?

Dad: THAT IS SOO BIG!!!

Me: It's only 734 pages!

Dad: O_O

~*~

You notice how to book nerds, big books seem too short? And then people think your crazy when you want a book to be longer? No one truly understands except for the book nerds and fandom world.