Me: I walked down here.

Old man: Where's your grandma?

Me: Driving (Its 99° outside)

Old people: *Dies of laughter*

Me: ....... 

~Later~

*My friend comes* 

Me:FINALLY!

Boy that's my friend: Wanna play Frisbee?

Me: sure

My little sister: Can I play? 

Me: You can't throw that far...

My sister: *Cries her eyes out*

Me: ......

Boy who's my friend: .........

Grandma: Emma! Let her play!

Me: .................

~The end~