You know your IPod is lying to you about your notifications on WATTPAD and doesn't want to reload?

Your IPod deletes all 147 notes you once had on your IPod but you don't anymore because it glitched out and deleted everything?

When your IPod jumps out of you hand and lands on your face, and when you try to explain yourself to your sister, she doesn't believe you and ends up thinking your a Klutz?

I know I do...