This one I bet all of you agree. When someone cheats on you, omg

My reaction?

You should've told me sooner, so we can plan it and cheat on each other. It's fair, isn't it?

Just kidding, I'm probably setting a terrible example. Don't listen to me. If you truly love someone, you don't cheat on them. You would unconsciously stop just because you think about the other too much. So, I'm not one to take that excuse: "I didn't know what I was doing."

They damn well know what they are doing! They just don't want to stop!

And those long time affairs... those are the worst. How can you be dating two people at the same time, and keep one as a secret? We all know that one way or another the truth will come out.

And if you turn your affair into the official relationship, we all know that means their previous position is vacant 👀