I shall start ze ramble now... *starts timer*

So I'm currently listening to I Know What You Did Last Summer by Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello. If you have not heard it yet, I have to strongly suggest that you listen to it like right now, because it has been on repeat for the past 2 weeks for me...

But really, let's talk about what I did last summer!! Actually no, I have more pressing matters... Glitchy Internet and wifi!! UGH don't you just hate it when the wifi/internet is so slow that it literally takes 5 minutes just to go to a website? *sigh*

Wait a minute, please excuse me while I go scream at Spotify ads. Actually, let's talk about those:

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Have you heard this?

*random music*

Or this

*other random music*

Now I bet you'll love this!

*even more random music*

Have a friend that's a music fanatic? Just search them by name and check out there playlists. Or you can see what they're playing in your activity feed.

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Ok I mean, is this even an ad? Like what? I get like the spotify premium ads, but like what is this supposed to do? Huh? Does us following our friends get you any money? I don't think so! So why waste our time? UGH...

Anyways, here is a small poem to complain about spotify ads, kinda inspired by DisfiguredStars small poem that can be read from both ways... I think this is going to turn out terrible, but
let's go!

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Spotify ads.

Such a waste of time.

Why do you exist?

Why do I waste my time on writing you a poem.

Why am I referring to Spotify ads as a person?

Can you actually understand this?

No.

Yet I am wasting precious rambling time...

I suppose this is a ramble.

On the topic of Spotify ads...

Spotify ads.

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I hope that makes sense both ways... *shrugs* I'm not going to check, this is supposed to be completely unedited, a stream of consciousness.

*Checks ze timer and realises I only have half a minute left... -_-* bad poem...

Oh! Story time!! I will tell you how I found Taylor Swift at the tender age of six, since it is a very weird story!

*timer goes off*

Rude! I was going to start a story... Ok, I'll just continue story time in ze next chappie.

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The end of chapter five of the book of the Law.