I'm pretty sure I love setting minor things on fire without hurting anyone and without being obsessed with it. And now I feel kinda crazy admitting that I'm what I consider a half pyromaniac because a full pyromaniac is obsessed with setting things on fire.

(When I'm an old lady who's living by herself, I'll probably become a full pyromaniac. My parents would kill me if they find out I borrowed an old lighter and started conducting random experiments, and they'd probably send me to the gallows if they find out I bought twenty candles from my classmate last year during some event.)