Amneris: Oh no. Please tell me we're not actually talking about what it was like to have a baby.

Assar: Didn't you say it was one of the best days of your life?

Amneris: Well, yes, but-

Assar: And that you would do anything to keep our child safe?

Amneris: I mean, yeah-

Assar: And every time you held her, you would do that adorable smile that almost no one ever sees because you love her that much.

Amneris: . . .

Assar: *counting points off on his fingers* You also refused to have the nannies take care of her because you wanted to do it yourself, threatened to kill one of the nurses for trying to take her away so you could rest after giving birth, and you almost never let her out of your sight.

Amneris: So I was a protective mother. So what?

Hathor: Aww. That's sweet! Also a little creepy because she's still very protective of me. Not that much, but still.

Amneris: Oh, sure, gang up on me.

Assar: Need I mention the singing?

Hathor: *gasps* She sung to me?!

Assar: She did.

Amneris: It was the only way to get you to sleep...

Hathor: Can you sing to me now?

Amneris: No.

Hathor: But I-

Amneris: No.