My brother told me that he has "the skills of a young turtle".

A young turtle huh...

On the battle field... (The turtle is my brother btw)

Turtle: *shoots down a few people*

Somebody: *sees turtle* "HEY, YOU!"

Turtle: *turns around slowly* "Huh? Meeeee?"

Somebody: "YEAH YOU! EAT BULLETS SNAIL!!"

Turtle: "I'm clearly a turtle you- oh no! I better ruuuuuun!" *turns around and has leg up mid run like in those slow mo movie parts*

Somebody: *shoots turtle*

Turtle: "Oh... No...!"

Me: *switches scenes* "Yeah, well, that was... Interesting."