It's just another ordinary day...

Me: "Ok, this stupid thing better open this time!" *puts in locker combo* "Now, open!"

Locker: *doesn't budge*

Me: "What the kriff?!?! NOT AGAIN!!!" *puts in combo again and yanks the locker door*

Locker: *creaks but doesn't open*

Me: "OMG ARGH!!!" *storms away*

Three minutes later...

Me: *returns with a flamethrower* "OPEN OR DIE!!!"

Locker: *groans but still doesn't open*

Me: "FIRE IS AMAZIN MY DEAR POTATOES AHAHAHAHA TOOTHPASTE!!!" *shoots the locker with fire*

Locker: *doesn't melt or anything*

Me: *turns off the flamethrower* "What? AW NUTS!!!"

Locker: "......"

Me: *bangs the locker with fists* "Why won't you open? Why why why why-"

Locker: *opens and eats me*

Me: "AHHHHH-" *gets sucked deep into the locker*

Locker: *closes like nothing happened*

Yeah, like I said before, just another ordinary day...