Me: *stares at you while eating a bowl of applesauce*

You guys: *stare back*

Me: *eats another spoonful*

You guys: *watches*

Me: *pulls out a knife while eating applesauce*

You guys: "Uhhh..." *look at the knife*

Me: *gets up still eating some applesauce*

You guys: *back up slowly*

Me: *approaches you with knife still eating the applesauce*

You guys: *back up into a wall and start screaming* "AHHHH!!!! KNIFE!!!"

Me: *stops in front of you guys and holds up knife and bowl*

You guys: "D-don't hurt us!"

Me: *uses knife to poke a hole in the bowl and then dumps applesauce all over you*

You guys: "........"

Me: "APPLESAUCE!!!!!!!!"