To become random, you have to be random in that one random place where they keep all the randomness for the ones who prove to be random by committing acts of randomness towards their random superiors for being too random to them in the first place so don't commit acts of randomness unless you want to be hunted down by some random person whose gonna commit an act of randomness on you in that one random place to prove they are random enough to be considered random.

Got it?

Good.