.... Goes the moose.

Wait, that doesn't sound right.

What sound does a moose make?

POOPLOPPLAHHHHHHHHH!!!

PLOOHPLAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

HEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSBFEJFNFD!!!

I saw a unicorn.

He had a horn on his butt.

Wait a sec...

I HAVES DISCUBERED A NUH SPESEES!!!

Or maybe not.

But I have.

I'll call it the... UNIBUTTCORN!!!