1. Have whatever you have to do in mind, but don't actually do it.

2. Say, "Eh, I'll do it later."

3. When 'later' comes, find a different excuse not to do whatever it is you have to do. For example: "Oh, I have to feed my (insert animal here)!"

4. Roll around on the floor.

5. Get distracted by something and completely forget.

And finally,

6. "Oops, I forgot to do (whatever). Whatevs, I'll do it tomorrow."

But we all know it's never going to get done. XD

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By the way, I'm sorry I haven't been updating any of my other books. I've been trying, but I just haven't been... Feeling it lately.

It's like writers block but in some weird form.

Whatever I write down is a load of poo so I just stop there. I'll try to get something decent out soon, and hopefully I won't procrastinate.

Thanks for understanding.

(Kill me with a pitchfork in the comments if you want)

BUH BYE!!!