Me: *turns on tv*

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Random voice: "-This commercial break was brought to you by Tyler and Connor-"

Commercial guy (CG): "Have you ever gotten tired of this?"

*shows a video of a camera falling over*

CG: "Well now you can prevent that with this! Introducing the... 'Nontoppler'!"

Girl: *widens eyes and puts hands on face* "What's that?"

CG: "Well, it's a new and revolutionary item that will keep your stuff from falling over."

Girl: *puts Nontoppler on plate*

Plate: *falls over and breaks*

Girl: *gasps* "Wow! It really works!"

CG: "That's right little girl! And it's only 19.99. Yes, you heard me, 19.99! And for a limited time only, we'll throw in a pony!"

Pony: *starts eating the girl's hair*

Girl: "IM GETTING IT RIGHT NOW!!!"

Really fast voice thing: "thisitemisnotmadeforidividualsale. Allinjuriescaused bytheitemarenotourfault."

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Me: *turns off tv* "Was the Nontoppler a sponge taped to a banana? Ok then..."