Carpets are weird.

They can be fuzzy and soft.

Or they can be rough and scratchy.

They could be bright and colorful.

Or they could be plain and boring.

I love carpets... *pets the ground in a creepy way*

... 5,

... 4,

... 3,

... 2,

... 1,

...... JUST KIDDING I HATE CARPETS HAHAHAHAHACOUGHHACK!!!! *chokes*