Boop.

Boop.

Boop, boop.

Boop, boop, boooooooop.

Boo-

Me: *swats Bob's hand away* "Will you stop that?"

Bob: "... Fine."

Me: "Thank you." *watches tv*

A few minutes later...

Bob: *smacks me in the head with a book*

Smack, smack.

Smack!

Smacksmacksmacksmacksm-

Me: "BOB WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FRICK?!?" *throws the book across the room* "STOP."

Bob: "You're no fun..." *pouts*

Me: *ignores him and goes back to watching tv*

Bob: *eyes the laptop next to him*

Me: "Don't get any ideas."

Bob: "TOO BAD I JUST DID!!!" *slams the laptop on my head*

CRACK!

Me: "Flskksnns..." *falls over*

Bob: *looks at you* "Now that, my dear friends, is how you kill the author. I hope you enjoyed!"

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I'm not dead.