Hi everyone! It's me, the lovable and adorable Bob and I'm here to show you how to be awesome!

First off, you need sunglasses.

Maybe a trench coat and a red scarf.

A really cool hat too.

Walk like you own the place,

And never say yes to anyone who offers you anything.

Now, let's see how this would play out....

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Me: *walks through the dining room* "Hey."

Aloha: "Bob, what are you wearing?"

Me: *pulls down sunglasses a little* "Stuff. You wouldn't understand..."

Aloha: "Well, you look ridiculous. Want some Nutella?" *holds up a jar*

Me: *holds in breath* "No."

Aloha: *furrows brows* "You sure? It's really creamy this time."

Me: "I said no." *shoves hands deeper into trench coat*

Aloha: "Ok then, more for me." *starts eating some*

Me: "Urgh.......... GIVE IT TO MEH!!!"

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I broke one of my rules. Oh well, I got Nutella so ha!