Aura: Since the author isn't here at the moment, me and Ez took the liberty of presenting today's dose of randomness!"

Ezra: "Yeah! And... Actually, I don't even know what we're doing."

Aura: *wriggles her fingers* "We're doing an eye opening presentation."

Ezra: *touches his eye* "WE'RE GONNA CUT OUR EYES OPEN?!?!"

Aura: "NO! Actually, that isn't a bad idea. I'm gonna have to remember that later..."

Ezra: "Um... Seriously, what's it actually about?"

Aura: *rolls eyes* "It's about arms and legs!"

Ezra: "Arms and... Wha??? Why arms and legs?"

Aura: "Well, both of us are gonna demonstrate the uses for arms and legs today so..." *punches him in the arm*

Ezra: "OW!!!" *rubs arm* "What was that for?!?"

Aura: "That... Was hand use number one." *smirks*

Ezra: *kicks Aura in the stomach*

Aura: "OOF!!!" *doubles over*

Ezra: "HAHA THAT'S USE NUMBA ONE FOR LEGS!"

Aura: *springs up in front of Ezra* "I have another use for legs. Mainly the knee."

Ezra: "Oh yeah? What?"

Aura: "THIS!!!" *knees him in the nuts*

Ezra: *drops to the ground* "SON OF A B-"

*BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!*

Aura: "Hahaha!"

Ezra: *groans* "Arms are good for another thing..." *swings his arm around to swipe at Aura's leg*

Aura: *falls over* "Hey!"

Ezra: "It's called revenge...!" *glares*

Aura: *facepalms* "Oh, I just remembered something...."

Ezra: *gets up* "You know, I don't really care what you remember." *turns around*

Aura: "You really shouldn't have done that."

Ezra: "Done what? Turn around? Oh, I'm so scared!" *rolls eyes*

Aura: *runs up and scissor kicks his neck*

Ezra: "ACK!" *chokes and falls over with Aura still on him*

Aura: *somehow ends up under Ezra* "DUDE GET OFF!!!"

Ezra: *tries to catch his breath* "This is all.... Your fault...."

Aura: "WHAT?!?! YOU AGREED TO IT!!!"

Ezra: "NO I DIDN'T!!!"

Aura: "UH, HECK YEAH YA DID!"

Ezra: "NUH UH!!"

Aura: "YES!"

Ezra: *slams his fist next to her head* "NO."

Aura: *starts punching his chest* "YES YOU FRICKEN DID!"

Me: *walks in* "Hey guys, I need you to do something for-" *sees the squirming around and yelling on the floor (I'm having wrong thoughts oops)*

Bob (human form): "Hey every- ok. What the heck is happening here?"

Me: "I really don't wanna know."

Bob: *runs a hand through his hair* "Argh. GET A ROOM YOU TWO, SERIOUSLY!!!"

Aura and Ezra: *turn their heads and see us* "What are you talking about...?"

Bob: *gestures to their positions*

Both of them: *blush* "ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!! BOB YOU DIRTY MINDED A-HOLE!!!"

Me: "Sure... I NEED BRAIN BLEACH!!! IM OUT, SEE YA!" *rushes away*

Bob: "SAVE SOME OF THAT BLEACH SHIZ FOR ME!!! *comes after me*

Aura: "Uhhhhh...

Ezra: "That was... Embarrassing."

Aura: "Yeah, speaking of which, could you, uh, get off now?"

Ezra: "OH RIGHT." *springs up* "Sorry."

Aura: *gets up and brushes self off* "No prob."

America: *runs it outta nowhere* "NOW THAT DUDES IS HOW YOU KAKE SOMETHING FUN TURN AWKWARD!!!" *spins around and takes off top hat* "IT'S EASY!!!"

*'It's easy!' sign pops up above him*

Ezra: "Who the heck are you?"

America: "That's easy. "I'M THE HERO!!!" *strikes a pose*

Aura: "Great, another airhead."

Russia: *pops up holding his bloody pipe*

Aura: "WHO THE HECK IS THAT?!?"

America: "Uh, I should go now. LATER HATERS!!!" *jumps throughout the window sending glass everywhere*

Russia: *has that creepy purple aura around him*

Ezra: "Should we...?"

Aura: "Yep. RUN!!!"

Both of them: *run away screaming*

Russia: "Hehe..." *holds the pipe close*

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That ending was not originally intended...