If you know all my ocs, you should get this. I decided to make this so you can get a taste of my ocs everyday lives annoying each other in their home, the Dark Woods, also my oc book. But in my mind, it is actually a forest that you can find my ocs in XD I know, I am weird. I will also update more on this when I want. 

almost all of these I  got from a generator, first 3 are original

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Eri: There is something messed up in life...

Auqy: What's wrong? You wanna talk about it?

Eri: No, it's you.

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Crow: It's getting dark, and I am getting scared.

Piper: It's getting dark and so am I... SUNSET!

Sunset: yea-

Piper: Are you sure this is the right way? We have been walking for 3 hours, we should be there by now.

Sunset: I don't know.

Piper: DHJKFUHJDIUFH

Crow: halp me-

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Jupiter: Are you smart?

Winter: Of course I am.

Jupiter: Can you speak sign language?

Winter: yeah

Jupiter: *Points* LIAR. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO 'SPEAK' SIGN LANGUAGE, YOU DO IT WITH YOUR PAWS/HANDS

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Fever: Why are Stray Cat and Tori sitting with their backs to each other?

Mavric: They had a fight.

Fever: Then why are they holding hands? 

Mavric: They get sad when they fight.

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Piper: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Harley: The cow???

Piper: What?

Fawnpaw: Harley, W H Y?

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Frondpath: WHY. why did you give Fawnpaw a KNIFE?!

Juniperpaw: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Frondpath: Now I feel unsafe!

Juniperpaw: I'm sorry.

Juniperpaw: ... would you like a knife?

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December: Time for plan G.

Summer: Don't you mean plan B?

December: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Tragedy: What about plan D?

December: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Fallen: What about plan E?

December: I'm hoping not to use it. Tiki dies in plan E.

Eri: I like plan E.

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Chara: If you had to choose between Moondrop and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Fire: That depends, how much money are we talking about?

Moondrop: Fire!

Chara: 63 cents.

Fire: I'll take the money.

Moondrop: FIRE!!!

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Pebble: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Darkdream: Pebble no.

Fever: Mistlefoe.

Darkdream: Please stop encouraging them.

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Chincoteague: What's a word that's a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'?

Reaper: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated-

Crow: Smad.

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Stray Cat: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Sunset: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Fire: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Jupiter: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Fire: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Jupiter: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Winter, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Piper: So what's for dinner?

Tori, staring at the food they just burnt: Regret.

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Jupiter: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Mavric, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Eri: What doesn't kill me should run because now I'm raging.

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Summer: I prevented a murder today.

Eri: Really? How'd you do that?

Summer: self-control.

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Winter: Anyone d-

Sunset: Depressed?

Piper: Drained?

Crow: Dumb?

Reaper: Disliked?

Winter: -done with their work... what is wrong with you guys ...

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Chincoteague: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Jupiter: What did you do?

Chincoteague: Nobody died.

Jupiter: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Mavric: *Screams*

Piper: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Moondrop: Should we do something?

Chara: No, I want to see who wins.

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Summer: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Eri?

Eri: ... No.

Reaper: I do!

Summer: I know, Reaper.

Reaper: I'm sad!

Summer: I know, Reaper.

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Juniperpaw: Thanks fam!

Eri: oh no

Crow: *cries* I love you too

Fever: Sounds fake but okay

December: *A flustered mess*

Harley: can I get a refund

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Mavric: You lying, cheating, piece of *quack*!

Fire: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Mavric: I'm leaving you and I'M TAKING MOONDROP WITH ME

Jupiter, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.

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Eri : How do I deal with my enemies?

Summer: Kill them

Eri : That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Summer: Kill them only a little?

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Crow: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.

Piper: You need to stop.

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Stray Cat: How did none of you hear what I just said?

 Eri: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

 Summer: I got distracted about halfway through. 

 December: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Piper: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

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Stray Cat: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Eri: I do have a sense of humor you know

Stray Cat: I've never heard you laugh before

Eri: I've never heard you say anything funny

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Eri: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Summer: Oh, I'm always running

Summer: The question is from what

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Pebble: Dang it, Tragedy!

Tragedy: What?! It wasn't me!

Pebble: Sorry, force of habit. dang it, Auqy!

Auqy: Not me either.

Pebble: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Fever: *whistles*

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Winter: Good morning.

Sunset: Good morning.

Jupiter: Good morning.

Chincoteague: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Moondrop: MORNING SAUCES

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Chara: I can help you with it!

Stray Cat: Yeah, sure.

Eri: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Tiki: lol nope.

Piper: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

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Tori: Welcome, fellow idiots

Stray Cat: Hello, Tori

Tori: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot

Stray Cat: You underestimate me

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Fawnpaw: HELP! I TOLD JUNIPERPAW I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!

Frondpath, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?

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Juniperpaw: Am I in trouble?

Frondpath: Take a guess.

Juniperpaw: No?

Frondpath: Take another guess

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Frondpath: That's one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Nettle: You would eat yourself?

Frondpath: I wouldn't even question it.

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Fallen, negotiating with Piper: We have Crow. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Crow: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Fallen:

Crow: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Piper: CROW STOP

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Sunset: Piper and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Crow: *Sighing* What did Piper do?

Sunset: She chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Piper: Who wants a steering wheel?

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-more coming soon-