Okay, so I'm playing online with my brother and I look over at his screen for a bit because I thought I saw him as a girl. It's like-

Me: Are you playing as a girl...?

Big Bro: Yeah, why?

Me: Isn't that a bit, ya know, weird...

Big Bro: I guess it is.

Me: Then why are you playing as a girl...?

Big Bro: So the guys that are playing respect and protect me. If they do that, I can get the good stuff!!!

This legit happened!! XDD
I was gonna go "BRUH!" in his face but I didn't want to die in the game so I waited until we finished that round xD
I swear, my brothers can be funny as sometimes!!!