Ye!

More crack shots!!

This was requested by~ Dreamy_Milkz!!

Fandom: South Park

Story: Kenny dies. Frens confuse of names

AU?: None lol

Type: Crack Shot

Ships?: Bunny (Butters x Kenny) but not really mentioned

Characters: Kenny

Characters Mentioned: Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Butters

Pronouns Used: He/Him- Everyone

Extra?: Not part of this, but I headcanon Butters to be Bigender but hasn't told anyone. 

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Mean Fatty: I'm so bored.

Green Hat: then do something fatass.

Mean Fatty: hey! i'm not a fucking fatass u fucking Jew!

Green Hat: hey! could u watch ur mouth?! it's to early for this shit!

Emo Boi: guys. not now. we're gonna go to school soon.

Immortal Princess: Mhm mmmh hmmm!! 

Emo Boi: Kenny's right. this is getting out of hand.

Fatass: hey! why the fuck does my thing say 'Fatass'?!

Green Hat: what thing? this above us? *points to the names*

Fattass: yea! what the hell man?!

Emo Boi: why does mine say 'Emo Boi'?

Immortal Guy: mhmmmh!! hmmm!! 

Green Hat: Kenny's says 'Immortal Guy'.... why is that?

Immortal Guy: mm... hmmm! mmh- 

*Insert a silly way Kenny dies*

Emo Boi: OH MY GOD! THEY KILLED KENNY!!!!

Green Hat: YOU BASTARDS!!!

Best Precious BoI: w-what's going- OH GOD! KENNEH!!

Fatass: holy shit. he ded.

Green Hat: oh no! Butters! it's okay bud!

Emo Boi: yea! it's going to be ok!

Best Precious Boi: *crying* how are u sure?! he's dead! he's getting eaten by mice right as we speak!!

*Insert mice eating Kenny's corpse*

Green Hat: holy fuck man!

Emo Boi: ew. that's fucking gross.

Fatass: hey! person who's doing this shit!

*Mangy desends in the form of a South Park person*

Silly Mango: hello!

Green Hat: holy shit! who are u?!

Silly Mango: *giggles* i'm the creator!

Emo Boi: what?

Silly Mango: of this book and this chapter!

Green Hat: wait. book? we're in a book?!

Silly Mango: yep! i'm Mangy! oh. Kenny died huh?

Best Precious Boi: mhm!! *still upset*

Emo Boi: we have a question...

Fatass: what the fuck is the fucking names?! >:(

Silly Mango: *shurgs* crack shot. u all get silly names.

Green Hat: why isn't mine something with my heritage? Like how Fatass does!

Fatass: hey! i'm not fucking fat fucking Jew! >:o

Silly Mango: well see... i didn't want to offend anyone... so ye.

Green Hat: wow. hearing that makes me happy! :D

Emo Boi: what about me? :/

Silly Mango: it fit. that's all.

Green Hat: well u got Cartman right.

Fatass: >:[

Emo Boi: wait. why is Butters... 'Best Precious Boi'?

Silly Mango: cause he is. UwU 

Best Precious Boi: i am? ;'^

Silly Mango: very. now. i'm gonna adopt u now. >:3

Best Precious Boi: wait wha-?

*Mangy procceeds to kidnap Butters and take him to have a better life*

Green Hat: well there he goes...

Emo Boi: what about Kenny?

Fatass: he'll be back later.

Green Hat: the hell? how? he ded.

Fatass: eh. don't question it. let's just go.

Emo Boi: ok? 

*The boys head to school and learn dumb shit*

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*END*

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HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I got a new kid guys!!

>:3

Now I got 7 kids! UwU

This was fun to write.

Also sorry for breaking the 4th wall lol.

And something I forgot to mentioned! 

For the headcanons!

I'm okay with writng headcanons for any oc I have!!

So like Mangy, I'll write some headcanons for her!

And it's also a chance for you all to learn about how I see characters!

So request away for any headcanons for characters or couples!!!

:D