Glitch: .............................. Have this.... i guess.......

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Fandom: Fnaf

Ships?: None

Type of One-shot: Crackshot

Extra?: ................ This is based on the Piemations animation called Five AM at Freddy's 2. So yea.... (bonus is that M literally wrote this all by memory-)

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*security gaurd sitting in office.*

*sees Toy Bonnie and puts on head*

Toy Bonnie: *enters* hey Freddy!

"Freddy": ah-! oh! h-hey Bonnie!

T.B: have you seen the security gaurd? he's not wearing his costume again- -_-'

"Freddy": oh ho! pft- well. u know him!

T.B: yeaa... but we'll find him eventually! its just so difficult with that spare freddy head....

 "Freddy": weeeellllll.... as u can see he's nowhere around here! so. why don't u go look elsewhere?? 

Foxy [from afar]: NIGHT GAURD!!!!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!! 

*Foxy soon jump scares the gaurd- only to have a flashlight flash him* 

Foxy: AAAAH-! FUCKING... ARGH!!!! 

T.B: wait! saw the night gaurd? 

Foxy: why. that's the night gaurd right there!! *points to "Freddy"*

"Freddy": *waves cutely *

T.B: no... that's just Freddy. 

Foxy: no! he's doing the same thing again. u know? messing with your facial scanners! 

 *flashlight flashes Foxy again >:3 *

Foxy: AGH DAMNIT! if he's Freddy... why does he keep flashing that wretched flashlight in my face!? >:c 

T.B: well OBVIOUSLY your scaring him! -_-'

 Foxy: SCARING HIM!? 

Foxy gets flashed again- 

Foxy: I'M GONNA GOUGE YOUR EYES OUT! 

T.B: Foxy!! calm down!!!

Foxy: NO! I'M THE ONLY ONE IN THIS DAMN PLACE WHO CAN SEE THROUGH THAT DISGUSE!!

Foxy: BALLOON BOI! BACK ME UP HERE!

B.B: i don't really care if he's Freddy! i'm just looking to get my hands on his...

B.B: sweet....

B.B: succulate

B.B: double A

B.B: B A T T E R I E S :D 

"Freddy": *holds Flashlight* close o-o'

Foxy: i've had enough of this!!! *points gun* show them your the night gaurd!!! >:c 

T.B: uuuummmmmm..... that's a prop- 

Foxy: ....... ugh!!! u know what?! where's Freddy?! there can't be 2 Freddy's right?! FREDDY!!!! 

Freddy: yo U-U 

Foxy: well. now we got 2 Freddy's in the room!

T.B: ......... cool! :D

Foxy: Bonnie oh my god i will SLAP U! >:C 

Freddy: wait. what's going on here? 

T.B: we're looking for the night gaurd! ^^ 

Foxy: HE'S THE NIGHT GAURD!!!! >:C *pointing to "Freddy" *

Freddy: mmmmm... PRETTY sure that's Freddy..... 

Foxy: OH GOD DAMNIT! YOUR FREDDY!!!!! >:C 

*Freddy stares..... then walks away *

Foxy: >:0 WHERE ARE U GOING?! 

Freddy [from afar]: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT! 

T.B: i-i don't get whats confusing- 

Foxy: Bonnie listen- oh wait. what time is it? 

Mangle: hey fellas! :3 

Foxy: ay Mangle! what time is it? 

Mangle: it's a now 5:59! ^^ 

Foxy: 5:59?!?! *takes off mask* 

Foxy: IT BE THE NIGHT GAURD!!! 

T.B: THE NIGHT GAURD?! 

Freddy: THE NIGHT GAURD?! 

B.B: BATTERIES!?!?! >:D 

Gaurd: *tries to use the flash light but it doesn't work* o-o' 

B.B: >:) *holding the batteries*

Gaurd: *puts on mask again* no no no! i'm Freddy! right guy- OH GOD! 

*Foxy then jump scares gaurd- only for it to turn 6 am*

*The gaurd is relieved..... only yo puke afterwards-*

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*END*

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Glitch: this was very random.......

M: I can and WILL do this again. :)

Glitch: your so weird........

Mangy: Fnaf 3 next!!!

Glitch: NO!

M: YES!!!!

Glitch: okay no. this ends rn. see ya-