I laid on my front, on one of the white hospital beds, reading my book and hopelessly wracking my brains for a way to help Phil.

"Did you know that a koala bear's diet is composed of almost 90% eucalyptus leaves?" I looked over to Pj, who was lying on the floor on his back with his feet on the wall. He tilted his head back and laughed at nothing. I watched him, annoyed.

"Could you shut up and be useful for once?" I asked him angrily.

"Knowing about koalas is useful." He countered, sitting up and turning to look at me.

"Not if we're trying to help Phil." I pointed out. He crossed his legs and raised an eyebrow at me

"I've never even met the man." He said simply.

"Then leave! Zap out of here! Its not like you're stuck here like I am" It was like talking to a child.

He span around so he was sat on his knees; I swear he couldnt sit still for more than a minute. He shuffled closer his eyes gleaming. "Do you want to know a secret?" He asked, cocking his head to the side like an excited puppy.

"Go ahead" I said, trying to read my stupid book.

"Your friend, Louise, has forced Mr. Lester to see a doctor." I turned to look at him, suprised and intruiged. He winked at me, placing a finger over his lips
"Shh.. he asked her not to tell anyone"

He smirked "Doctor says he's depressed and seriously underweight"

"An idiot could tell you that." I replied sarcastically, rolling my eyes in frustration.

"Well I suppose so" he muttered and wandered off.

"Hey Pj?" I asked him, he turned and looked at me, or, just besides me. I turned to make sure there was nothing there and came to the conclusion that he was staring at nothing.

"Why is Phil so sad?" I asked him and his mouth twisted into that sick smirk again

"Everyone hates spoilers." He replied, smirking. I just sat there, glaring at him until he became bored and gave me the answer.

"Oh Danny you're no fun. Why dont you read the book? Im sure it'll tell you" he waved his hand in dismissal, sitting down at his desk and doodling and a piece of paper

Phil Lester
27/12/17
Of course I'm not in love with you, Dan Howell