Cassandra: YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING ANNOYING!

Cassandra: *Peaks head around door* Not you, Alfie, you're an angel.
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Laura: Hey, I need you to hold my hand.

Zechariah: Why?

Laura: I'm scared.

Zechariah: Scared of what?

Laura: The dark.

Zechariah: It's daytime?...

Laura: The darkness in my soul.

Zechariah: *Grabs hand* I gotcha.
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Zakku: Wait, if you're a vampire, who's hunting with all your vampire friends, would you be...

Minaere: ...

Zakku: Cracking up a boy with the cold ones?

Minaere: I'm leaving you for good this time.
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Seth: I thought you'd be good with kids!!

Caitlin: Bold of you to assume I like kids.
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Alfie: Cass? It's 4am, why are you baking a cake? And what's with the party decorations and sweets?

Cassandra: I'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity! Want a cookie?
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*In a haunted school*

Asher: What's up demons, it's me, ya boy.
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Alex: Do you wanna come over?

Marcus: And do what?

Alex: Binge watch anime and be emotionally vunerable.
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Apollo: Remember that one time when we were all happy and no one was suffering?

Ellie: Nah, my memory can't stretch back that far.
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Zakku: I have 69c...

Alfie: You know what that means :)

Zakku: Fuck. I don't have enough for condoms...
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Mara: You and I are the modern day Romeo and Juliet.

Zakku: Because we were destined to be together?

Mara: No, because we're two of the biggest idiots I know.
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Cain: You... have a face.

Abbigail: Yeah. I do.

Cain: I mean, a nice face. You have a nice face.

Abbigail: Thanks?...

Cain: Please accept my attempts at flirting I don't know what I'm doing I am the suckiest incubus ever.
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Tristan: Do you love me?

Eva: Yes.

Tristan: Really?

Eva: You really think I would keep up with all your bullshit if I didn't love you?

Tristan: You just said you loved me!

Eva: WE HAVE BEEN DATING FOR THREE YEARS.
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Literally everyone gets shipped with Zakku holy shitu...