Sorry guys, I'm having a writer's block right now. I literally cannot think of what kind of plot should be exploited without making any characters OOC, I've been busy with basketball and other personal stuff. So sorry about that. *gets on knees and begs for forgiveness*
However, the next one-shot that will be posted will be a Ukraine x Tsundere!Yandere!Fem!Reader, for kawaii-potatoes . :D

Reason for song parody: Earlier today, I volunteered at a children's camp at a museum. I drank from the water fountain at the newest building and it tasted like the smell of sewage; a better description, said by the other volunteer with me would be, "It tastes like shit." So here we go, a weird parody of Marukaite Chikyuu. Think to these lyrics in the tune of the original. Enjoy.
Disclaimer: Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. I'm just a weird fan.
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Hey hey mofos, hey hey mofos.
Guess who got a weird feeling?
Hey hey counselor, hey hey counselor.
I think it came from the horrible tasting water!

Draw a circle, there's the Earth.
Draw a circle, there's the Earth.
Draw a circle, there's the Earth.
I'm drunk from camp water!

Although I'm not legally drunk,
This disoriented feeling hits,
Why was I quoting little Italy?
Why won't the light shut up?

Ah, there's so much that can be seen,
From strange images in your head.
Oh please, why won't the ball collide with my head?
Hello Mr. Wooden Floor!

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Lesson One: Never drink strange water again, especially if it's from a new, weird smelling building.
Lesson Two: Don't stay up until midnight before helping with five and six year olds the next day.

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