*sees book* "How to Be a Proxy"

Me:.... it's time to rant..... *pulls out chair*

You people actually believe in that? It is just a book others have thrown in ideas to get more votes, views and followers. No one can become a "Proxy", the best Proxy you can ever be, is yourself. No tentacle octopus man will just pick up a person and go "Hey what come live at my house" just because people know what Creepypasta is.