I swear

We get like one inch of snow and all I see on social media is

"Pray for a snow day!"

Or
"We might have a snow day!"

Like people.
Even if we couldn't open the school doors there was so much snow, we wouldn't get a snow day.

Like
My school is the only school in our area that has school when there's no one else open.

Sorry to break it to my classmates

But we're not getting a snow day.