HELLOOOOOO EVERYONE AND WELCOME TO THE EMILY SHOW!

IM YOUR HOST THE BEAUTIFUL, THE TALENTED, THE AMAZING, EMILY

Crowd- WOO WE LOVE YOU EMILY

And today we have a special guest.
Please welcome back Emily!

Crowd- MY QUEEN!

So emily... I have a question for you... how do you feel that you're almost on your third book of rants

Uhh well it's cool. I guess it means I rant A LOT but the rants will just keep getting better and better

THANK TOU!

WAIT!
Can I get carried out my cute guys?

FINEEEEE

*cute guys carried Emily out*

WAIT!
SHE TOOK ALL OF OUR CUTE GUYS NOW TH HOST DOES NOT HAVE ANY

HAHA SUCKERSSSSSSS

*dramatically falls to knees* NOOOOO

Crowd- GASP!

CROWD SURFING!
*host jumps into the crowd, only to land face first on the floor*
*sweaty fat guy runs over*

IS SHE DEAD? ILL GIVE HER MOUTH TO MOUTH

NO NO NO!!

*fat guy sits on Emily and gives her cpr*

AGHHH
SECURITY!

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WAIT YOU CANT DO THE PEACE SIGN YET!

I GOTTA HAVE MY ENDING CLIP

IM LOOKING FOR MORE SPECIAL GUESTS.

COMMENT BELOW IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE A SPECIAL GUEST ON THE EMILY SHOW

ILL PM YOU AND YOU WILL DO AN INTERVIEW TO SEE IF I LIKE YOU

You must bring me Starbucks.

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