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Things that would definitely happen

This is really just based on my and Stargazer_RoMeave 's roleplays/headcanons

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MS

Sapp: *taking the size large sticker off a new shirt and sticking it to Zane's crotch* big pp

Zane: why must you do this

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PDH

Travis: *leaning over a table to grab something*

Em: *walking past him, mumbling* i'd tap that anyday

Travis: heard that, you freak

Em: fUCK-

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MS

Dante: *holding two flashlights* Now you can see what I'm seeing

Milo: *his ass is lit up by said flashlights*

Laurance: dante have some shame

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any timeline-

Sapp buying Zane a bell that says 'ring for sex' as a joke but he just uses it to mess with her-

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Like past WAF-

Zane: get out of the tank

Zara: *popping head over tank* you're not my dad

Zane: i am your dad, get out of the fucking tank

Zara: not my dad *popping back into the tank*

Zane: get out of the fucking tank

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Still past WAF-

Zara: *chilling on the ceiling, reading a book*

Zane: why are you up there?

Zara: why are you overminding your business bitch? *turning the page*

Sapp: *patting Zane's shoulder* she is definitely your kid if she has your attitude

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PDH

Sapp: *frustrated that zane isnt getting her flirting, grabbing his face* zane, i swear to irene, i want to the process of making a baby with you with a condom, get it?

Zane: *face is instantly red* uhh.. oh, OH YOU WERE FLIRTING WITH ME THIS WHOLE TIME???

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Anytime someone insults Stargazer-

Sapp: zane come on, lemme go take an arm or something of the bitch, i want human

Zane: i dont know, sapp, you could get in troub-

The rude bitch: *shoving Stargazer*

Zane: get 'em

Sapp: FUCK YEAH, COME HERE BITCH!

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PDH

Zane: *whining* i dont wanna workout

Sapp: zane, babe, i need to teach you to defend yourself

Zane: noooo

Sapp: *sighing* if you workout with me, you can have stamia to fuck

Zane: *pouting a little less* mm... fiiine

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PDH

Stargazer: sapp please, stop thinking about my brother like that

Sapp: stop reading my mind or ill start thinking of his dick in detail

Zane: why are you guys fighting

Stargazer: i was bored so i read her mind and she wants to do things with you

Sapp: so i told her not to read my mind or else ill think dirtier

Zane: lets just watch a movie then and no mind reading and no naughty

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