(This is one placed in a Try not to laugh-)

Sapp: *dancing up to Zane, who's in the chair*

Zane: Oh no

Sapp: *sly smiles and flirtatious winks* You ever been with a black woman?

Zane: *starts snickering* Sapp, I swear-

Sapp: Of course you have, I mean look at me-

***

Milo: *walking into the room, holding a bag of marshmallows* Think I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth

Em: *holding a book* You're a hazard to society

Sapp: *from the other room* Pussy! Do 20!

Stargazer: Well the most someone has ever done is 28.

Dante: S T A R! You're supposed on our side!!

Sapp: DO 30!!

Milo: *nonchalantly* Well I can fit Dante in my mouth, 30 mallows won't be bad-

Dante: *red faced* M I L O-

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Travis: *holding a bunch of sticks, rocks, loose straps of fabric* Zane, Your sister has been giving me these random objects and-

Stargazer: Since Em is an avian hybrid, She does bird things so those are courting gifts, She wants to be with you

Travis: *now blushing* Oh, O H-

***

Diamond: *does anything*

Em: THIS IS WHY MAMA DOESNT F U C K I N G LOVE YOU

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Nolan: Papa look! It's the good kush!

Zane: *checking out the candy* It's the dollar store, How good can it be?

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Laurance: MY FUCKING PORCH IS GONE!!

Sapp: oh

Laurance: YOU CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN METELI

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