Em, holding a monster after not sleeping due to an art commission: I'm not a virgin since life fucks us all

Bakugo, Making breakfast for the tired birb: ..What?

Em: *sipping the monster* And it fucks us good

Denki: *confused* Feathers.. Are you alright?

***

Todoroki *i couldnt think of anyone else who would say this*: You know, I have to imagine something during head, I can't feel anything.

Denki: *shaking his head* Cap, This is cap, this goes to show that hot guys like you are only getting head from mentally stable bitches, Because only the mentally unstable bitches, *gesturing in Em's direction*

Em, confused but fluttering her wings and waving: Hey!

Denki: *still calling Todoroki out* -Know how to hit it with the gawk gawk 9000 with that integrated grapefruit method.

Todoroki: *shocked and confused*

Bakugo: *silently proud in the corner*

Ginger: Min-Min, What does Denki mea-

Mina: *covering her ears* You don't wanna know, My love..

Emma: *giggling from her seat*

Milo: Denki does have a point though!

Shinso: Miles.. Are you agreeing with him?

Milo: Oh yeah, Mentally unstable girls do give the best head. But mentally unstable boys. *winking at Shinso*

Denki: Honestly if she's not doing it good enough to where you can't even think straight much less have to imagine something, Fuck that shit, you should be getting head from someone else.

Em: Oooh, Are we talking about what I think we're talking about?

Milo: Yup! Denki was just practically going off on Todo for how bad mentally stable head is and almost praising how good mentally unstable head is, Aka, You.

Em: *bursting into laughter* Damn, Calling me out I see.